MawMaw Gump Supremacy

they/them agender nerd. tme, white. multiply disabled.

[crowo08]

Pinned post time methinks

hello! i'm crowo, or crow

i have a lot of reblogs which i will might go back and tag someday so you can find the not reblogs

i like a lot of shit, including pokemon, cotl, and soc

politically far to the left

[#crowo art] is where i put all of my little drawings i do, check em out if you wanna give me a huge ego boost

[#crow talkies] is like my original textposts tag

[#birdpoasting] is for health stuff both physical and mental. venty due to being severely disabled.

i have a whole ocverse called riskybizverse (named after the central throuple whose ship name is riskybiz or risky business) and while i don't have. a proper tag for those yet. which im realizing i should. i do have tags for characters. the main ones are [#firewall tag] [#silk tag] and [#showbiz tag] but there are. more. somedayyyyy i willlllll make a masterpost or somesuch

See ya!

[crowo08]

FUCK all the bullshit ass mystical feminine energy pussy magic holy womb terf ass motherfuckers i am full of fucking rage out of FUCKING NOWHERE FOR ZERO FUCKING REASON BECAUSE MY FUCKING EGG SACS DECIDE TO PRODUCE HORMONES WRONG i am nauseous and incandescent and every one of those motherfuckers EVERY ONE OF THEM IS FULL OF SHIT AND PISS AND IS A FUCKING TERF GRIFTER WHO SHOULD TRY PLUGGING SHIP LEAKS WITH THEIR HEADS BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING FUCKING HOLY ABOUT MY FUCKING BODY FLOODING ME WITH HORMONES THAT MAKE ME WANNA SHOOT SOMEONE IN THE FUCKING NECK

[crowo08]

i want to sleep forever :< (sleep disorder, NOT SUICIDAL)

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Metahuman with super healing powers whose entire job is that once a week they go to a nearby hospital and are put into a medically induced coma for 24 hours while all their organs and blood are harvested, and kept there until they've healed up again.

They get paid a small stipend by the Heroes Council for this, and they live off that.

No crime fighting, no obvious heroics, and they only took a Super Identity because it's technically hero's council policy. Nobody's ever seen them in a cape.

Every so often the Heroes council will release an official report to the public, and there'll be another bunch of news articles wondering how some unknown super calling themselves 'Meat Factory' somehow consistently holds the record for most lives saved across the city.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

It is essential to my vision that they are not at all sanctimonious about this.

Like, they regularly act like they're getting away with something. They joke about how they get to earn money in their sleep. They show up to their hospital visits in deliberately ridiculous disguises, on the excuse that they need to 'protect their identity'.

Part of their employment contract is that they get served the same post-operation vanilla ice cream that they normally hand out on the childrens' ward. Also a sticker. Their overnight bag is covered in stickers.

[shinyhappygoth]

Okay, Meat Factory is awesome and hilarious, but if they're being harvested for and regenerating absolutely everything, may I suggest an alternative super name: Theseus.

[loth-caatgirl]

That's the name the hospital has on record for Meat Factory, because hospital administration refused to go forward putting that on their paperwork

[tommytornadoes]

The Grink

[devirtua]

for a moment, it was as if all the darkness had been blown away.

[chubbidust]

i like imagining they're the ones singing the chapter intro

[homoidiotic]

"Twenty One Things You Don't Say To A Transsexual" written by Riki Anne Wilchins in TransSisters : The Journal Of Transsexual Feminism (Winter 1994)

[agentukelele]

Hello binary gendered tumblr user. Before you is a nonbinary character in a relationship. You have three hours to describe the relationship without calling it yaoi, yuri, or anything else that puts them in the binary. If you fail, the room fills with toxic gas.

[funeral]

Lynda Shirar, Dissociative Children

[prokopetz]

Flavours of unreliable narrator:

Lying to the reader

Lying to themselves

Simply misinformed

Not paying attention

Has weird priorities

Assumed you knew

Hates you personally

Bad at communicating

Easily sidetracked

Will believe anything

Has weird prejudices

Just kind of dumb

[pespillo]

lets defy the prophecy by transitioning even more

[renthony]

It's wild to watch the phrase "tumblr sexyman" morph into "man that tumblr thinks is sexy," because when I first saw the phrase come into use, I always saw it used in reference to the phenomenon of "when presented with a wide array of fictional characters, tumblr will always pick the skinny white man to obsess over, and if the fan-favorite character has no canonical human appearance, the fandom will inevitably create a popular fanon of the character as as a skinny white man."

When I hear "tumblr sexyman," I think of Cecil Night Vale being constantly depicted as a skinny white man instead of literally anything else. I think of the background character white men who get elevated over protagonists that are women, people of color, or otherwise not the white man power fantasy.

"Tumblr sexyman" is, like. An insult. I DON'T want any of my blorbos to win a "tumblr sexyman" poll. "Tumblr sexyman" is the exact opposite of what I want my own OCs to be. If any of my characters ever get called "tumblr sexyman," I will have to immediately re-evaluate myself and the art I'm making.

[renthony]

Things I think of when I hear "tumblr sexyman":

Cecil Night Vale, as previously mentioned.

Oncelercest, because if there aren't two skinny white men to ship, tumblr fandom will start shipping the skinny white man with himself.

Bill Cipher inexplicably being fanon'd as a white twink despite being a fucking triangle.

Everyone fawning over Marvel Loki while shoving every woman and Black person in the MCU aside.

The way nearly every single character in Hazbin Hotel has the same "tall and skinny" body type, along with all the criticisms Black audience members have made about the issues with Alastor's design.

The way tumblr got obsessed with the white man villain in Sinners.

[ot3]

im jealous of anyone who has a naturally placid temperament. its so annoying and exhausting to have to be constantly monitoring myself to make sure my behavior stays within the overton window of tolerably caustic. if you were born with a good personality instead of a bad one take a moment to be grateful for that

[pokemonblack3white3]

???? Why is nessa's drednaw sometimes male and sometimes female. Does she have more than 1???

[pokemonblack3white3]

Awesome gender fluid turtle

[creekfiend]

I realized long ago that shit just fucking happens. oddly the shit fucking happening is distributed very unevenly among the general population which I am sure is due to a variety of factors. and also due to some people having God's Terrible Eye upon them

[orcarriagesthatwork]

I think about this cake every day

[tizzymcwizzy]

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

[microsuedemouse]

OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:

When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

I love a botched cake.

[helenarth]

one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said

No One Like You

now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"

for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"

[itseasytoremember]

I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts