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aaaaaAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

[narwhalsarefalling]

my brother is supposed to be packing for a trip tomorrow. i went into his room and he has the wikipedia page for suitcase open

[butterfly-sapphic]

Do they have a wikipedia page for suitcase closed?

[shadowblade8192]

[hobohobgoblim]

Four puppies cuddling. Pompey, 1 century CE.

[flmuseumgirl30]

We have always been human.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Close! Those are puppies.

[anikymation]

Happy 10th year anniversary, Undertale ❤️

[loveletterworm]

(...I don't have a caption. Undertale is 10!)

[segamascott]

[zooophagous]

Soyjack condiment containers in the antique mall.

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[spenspens-deactivated20251208]

sorry buddy i don't think you're the frightening one here

[right-ketchup]

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[left-mustard]

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[qqchurch]

[spectra-bear]

[skopostheorie]

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

[cnmcn]

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

[innerchildabortionclinic]

ENOUGH WITH THE DIRTY PUPY

FUCK YOU WHATS WRONG WITH DIRTY PUPY

[innerchildabortionclinic]

me: I wonder what satiating vegetable will pair well with some gravy

the humble russet potato:

[orpheuslament]

sorry for romanticising the mundane. i have little else

[elodieunderglass]

[melonflavored]

This makes me laugh so hard every time

[tlirsgender]

It's called hard sci-fi because it's not as easy

[tlirsgender]

I thought it'd be fun if I made aliens that respirate CO² into O² like plants but I started thinking about how I'm not actually sure how exactly those chemical processes work and now I'm on the wikipedia page for nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide phosphate

[tlirsgender]

I feel like the media literacy ogre for biochemistry

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[afurioushawk]

How Much of an American Millennial Are You?

Movies that American Millennials would've rented from Blockbuster or recorded on VHS - No mainstream animated Disney movies

How Many Have You Seen?

1-10 (you're not old enough to drive)

11-30 (you're a Zoomer)

31-50 (you're a Zillennial)

51-75 (you were sheltered)

76-100 (you had a Blockbuster card)

101-127 (congrats on the joint pain)

Voting ended onMar 30, 2025

[tgirl-thucydides]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Is this a burger

yes (i am not american)

yes (i am american)

no (i am not american)

no (i am american)

Voting ended onApr 2, 2025

lets settle this properly

[dechtir]

[transmechanicus]

[charlesoberonn]

I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

[charlesoberonn]

This is exactly what I’m talking about.

[evilscientist3]

I’m sorry but mathematically speaking this question has a single objectively correct answer, which is 1 hole. This can be very simply proven; a straw and a torus are homotopic, and a torus has one hole.

[thyrell]

i odnt think thats true one of my friends is a taurus and hes fine with gay people