Fairbutt's Whatchamacallit

The place where the things I reblog are!

[grainyflashes]

it is a truth universally acknowledged that having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card

[fairstarter]

Who. Is. Dewey!?

[scissorsaint]

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

[watasnak]

what the fuck are my mutuals doing

[aflo]

Settlers of catan

[little-gore]

Do you ever feel like

[tpwrtrmnky]

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

[tpwrtrmnky]

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

[lizardlicks]

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

[mrsandman42069]

[bedupolker]

When I learn how to text people back my social life will be unstoppable

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[steelnail]

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

[buried-in-stardust]

OP: "I've seen lion dancing and dragon dancing before, but this is the first time I've seen realistic lobsters fighting clams."

[xenasaur]

we need legislation banning games >100GB

[xenasaur]

OPTIMIZE YOUR SHIT BETTER THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A 150GB GAME!!!

[xenasaur]

upon reviewing the notes I'm changing my position. games must be <50GB. no more mandatory 8k uncompressed textures!!! I don't believe in 8k I think it's fake

[xenasaur]

to be clear games really ought to be around 20 gigs or less. but I think in the spirit of generosity and mercy we won't criminally prosecute the developers until the file sizes breaks 50

[creamypancakebatter]

Helldivers 2 heard you and went from 156 to 23

[xenasaur]

wait is that real

just looked it up. holy fuck. they did it by de-duplicating assets. I'm just. my jaw is on the floor. supposedly duplicating assets helps load times on HDDs but. holy fuck at what cost

[somespicycheese]

it's worse than that: The Helldivers devs were told that duplicating assets would help HDD load times, but then they actually tested it and it had basically zero effect on load times!

So they had more than sextupled the size of their game by following industry standard practice that actually did basically nothing!

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

ATTENTION EVERYONE, IT IS NOW

[nataliehall]

Jimoteè Chamameé

Who wants a Jimothy tattoo 🤣

[thelvadams]

ALIEN: ISOLATION (2014) • Creative Assembly

[journeymanfool]

that little spin was so cunty

[rumwik]

I do not think Marvel's "what if" series asked the right questions. We could have had this

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[ilovecats4ever]