Gray Fullofpasta

We make Fairy Tail puns here. Puns are for rent, not for snale (snail sale). Our wish is to achieve true weeaboo enlightenment, you may join us in our wondrous journey. We live in a time where we should appreciate Gray Fullbuster's abs. And that we shall do.

[minuty]

[fairysnails]

*Zeref fighting Fairy Tail*

*points at Gray*: Fuck you

*points at Erza*: Fuck you

*points at Laxus*: Fuck you

*points at Makarov*: Fuck you

*points at Mavis*: Fuck me

*points at Lucy*: Fuck my brother

[kurokoros]

The boy with the wild, salmon hair.

soprana-snap

[fairysnails]

looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Lucy

looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Gray

looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Wendy

looks like they could kill you and would actually kill you: Erza

the sinnamon roll: Natsu

[fairytailconfess]

Why don’t people make more puns? This seems like the fandom to do it, and we have so many opportunities to, so why not?      – submitted by anonymous

[tartatail]

Happy birthday lucysenpaii ♥

[fairysnails]

The mods are doing serious fairysnails brainstorming to come up with our best post yet. Just take a look ☺️

[juvia-makes-it-rain-deactivated]

[fairysnails]

ur fairy tail boifriend (uwu)

These are sooooooooo accurate (uwu)

Aerries: Kain Hikaru

Taruss: The entire jiggle butt gang

Jemineye: Duke Everlue

Crabby: Jason Pointyhead

Leo: Ichiya Vandalay Kototoblugh

Vorglol: Moneyyyy $$$$$

Libriloa: Naruto

Scorppo: That one guy in lamia scale with the eyebrows

Saggypantsius: Jose Porche

Caprbutter: Zeref's cat thingie (the one with the grass headband)

The one that got sealed in the celestial world: Gray Moneybuster

Fish: Lol, no boyfriend 4 u, fish

[fairysnails]

[fairysnails]

New FT Crack Ship!!

Gray Fullbuster x Devil Slayer Tattoo!

Its name will be: Grattoo

Don’t you just love the way Tattoo wraps himself around Gray’s arm, a lost like he’s saying, “Gray, I’m here for you. We’ll demolish E.N.D. together.” then Gray will say, “Yes, lovely Tat. And soon, I’ll let you devour my entire body and control my fucking mind.”

[mariangienoble]

screenshots from Fairy Tail 2014

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of ichiya vandalay kotobuki when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse ichiya vandalay kotobuki and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to ichiya vandalay kotobuki

[fairysnails]

[mysterysolver]

guide to new meme:

the snake/snail memes formed separately, so they have different formats. with snake, the full phrase goes first, but with snail, the shortened phrase goes first with the full version in parentheses. basically it’s “snake people, or sneeple” vs “sneeple (snail people)”

[mysterysolver]

everyone reblog this so people can be informed on proper meme usage

[thebreakfastgenie]

they came from two completely separate origins but have similar characteristics. it’s convergent evolution of memes. 

[theodorepython]

Separation of snake church, or snurch, and snate (snail state)

[fairysnails]

Team Natsoo (Featuring: Lulma Heartdinkley, Natshaggy Rogneel, Happy Doo, Gred Jonesbuster, and Erphne Blanket

Bonus: 

[radissonclaire]

[fairysnails]

And who do you think she learned that from? Hmmm?

[goldenlaurelsart]

I know this has been discussed to death but am I the only one who realised this? You all know Heart Kreuz is a brand in the Fairy Tail universe and basically everybody’s clothing is from there but there is an exception.

THAT’S RIGHT. IT IS GRAY. FUCKING. FASHIONBUSTER.

I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX I AM TALKING ABOUT THAT STYLISH ORANGE MESSENGER BAG

NOW TAKE A LOOK AT THOSE PANTS. HE IS LIKE A CALVIN KLEIN MODEL

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST TODAY’S CHAPTER.

GRAY FASHIONBUSTER IS HAVING NONE OF THAT MAINSTREAM HEART KREUZ SHIT. HE HAS HIS OWN BRAND CALLED BLACK 🌟 STAR LIKE THAT DUDE FROM SOUL EATER.