Hi Uglies

[unregardless]

professor: *sends out an email to the entire class about some assignment* 

me:  

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ruinedchildhood]

[theambassadorposts]

I’m always so confused by the way the US treats workers. It’s hard to break the habit, when a country starts with slavery..

[brbjellyfishing]

[secret-aardvark]

The corporate version of “hey OP what the FUCK does this mean”

[mellifexfarm]

what if chickens had front facing eyes

[arrakeen]

[mellifexfarm]

GSHBSSNSBSJSBSNSJSBDBSBDBSJBSDBDB

[lmaonade]

lmao excuse my language but reese’s penis butter cups lol 

[valtsv]

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

[bloomflowersbloom]

[bloomflowersbloom]

im screaming once I was just staring at myself for 5 minutes convincing myself that i wasnt that drunk then i threw up and was like must of been the food i ate

[reshipped]

ME LMAO

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[vladtheunfollower]

woman: no bra

me: (politely) 👀

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

cake with fondant literally isn’t even food it’s like a play dough sculpture with cake trapped inside its vile

[dippyface]

thank you for your bravery in speaking the truth about this

[chronoarchive-blog]

me playing stealth missions in games:

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

When even the mainstream media sees that @staff is okay with nazis while getting offended at the female nipple.

[gaypeopletwitter]

[navigaero]

me: i’m gay

a straight guy: oh okay so you like dick, ass, and balls

me:

[mcavoy]

dare i say…..savage?

[cybersupport]

top 5 plastic chairs i'd love to die in

[cybersupport]

number 1

[cybersupport]

number 2

number 3

number 4 and 5