[beemovieerotica]

[loveridden1999]

in a way i am my own dead wife

[riverpiracy]

do you think a 22 yr old is too young for a 24 yr old?

i mainly fuck divorced fathers so i wouldn't know too much about that.. but yeah i think they should both be put to death

[twinkhole-destroyer]

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

[tall]

[magicalgirldropout]

[jerseyclown]

also i think concerts becoming more and more of a luxury item is fucked and we shouldnt just like continue to normalize that

[ifeellikeawafflehouse]

Okay but you can literally go to local shows instead of chasing big artists 24/7

[jerseyclown]

i do go to local shows. that doesnt mean that the pricing of larger shows is not incredibly frustrating and inaccessible . and im sick of comments like this.

[dogpuppy]

[eatpussypraylove]

I kinda love when I take a picture of something beautiful and it looks like shit because it humbles me and reminds me to stay off my phone

[loathsomespider]

it must be fucking awesome to be a balloon floating away from a crying child like fuck yessssssss get out of there

[kragehund-est]

oh my god

[girlmostlikely]

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of everything being okay

[ihatebisexualmen2]

Women who don’t get Any action and live in a perpetual state of loneliness and Engage in hobbies that disconnect them from the populous shall Inherit this earth. Only they can speak truth.

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[mangonetics]

Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

[adishpan]

follow it up with ‘i wouldn’t fuck you though’ for Added Enjoyment

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Fake laughed at a customer's joke today and dropped the smile within milliseconds of them turning around. when I tell you that I felt like Patrick fucking Bateman

[matchadolly]

girlie that's not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

[bundibird]

AND YOUR PONYTAIL IS TOO TIGHT