ZERO ATTENTION SPAN

1999 programmer, artist, car enthusiast art blog: fakheet

[kushblazer666]

[karvinacorp-deactivated20220224]

[despazito]

i was today years old when i learned guantanamo bay has a mcdonalds and giftshop

[despazito]

this is licensed.

[algorithmist]

[lesbianchemicalplant]

from the replies: “second paragraph sums up his strategy. gotta love the brutal honesty of overfunded unicorns adding headcount to show “growth”. man is just gaming the system”

bonus:

[fuggmuff]

This is beyond king shit this is lordly

[first-order-simulacra]

most based

[fakheet-b]

when you earn 4 bucks an hour for coding and see this - it hurts

[aryancumprincess-deactivated201]

“Pizdets: A really bad situation without any solution”

[yeux-archive-blog]

*Pohuizm: a philosophy of life where one completely refuses to acknowledge one’s pizdets situation in life*

[aryancumprincess-deactivated201]

“Pizdets: A really bad situation without any solution”

[yeux-archive-blog]

*Pohuizm: a philosophy of life where one completely refuses to acknowledge one’s pizdets situation in life*

[russiawave]

siberian cats

Ph. Alla Lebedeva

[namcoarcade]

webcore bitches be naming themselves net and shit and not even know how to add an address to a network interface on a linux machine

[cetaceous]

Refueling the High Flux Isotope Reactor, July 2015 Oak Ridge National Laboratory, Oak Ridge, Tennessee image credits: Genevieve Martin & Jason Richards/ORNL

[intercal]

I've been using Anki to memorize world geography and you know what? I have a new rule. If you're going to be a sovereign nation, your capital must be "<Your Nation> City".

Washington D.C. is now United States of America City

Lima is now Peru City

Cairo is now Egypt City

Canberra is now Australia City

Moscow is now Russia City

Brussels is now Belgium City

and so forth.

Congrats to Mexico, Panama, Kuwait, Luxembourg, Guatemala, San Marino, and many others for being sane in the first place.

[fakheet-b]

>Moscow is now Russia City 

lmao it might as well be considering the population and money concentration there

[textfromxcode]

Someone, please tell Xcode about Swift? Thanks.

[fakheet-b]

having to use XCode after using JetBrain’s IDEs for 4 years is something that should be banned by Geneva Convention

[nevver]

Average colors, Erin Davis

[longroofsociety]

[longroofsociety]

[apexboy]

@mark_clark0

[7ol6aa]

[lucerei]

it’s not depression, it’s

[weonsinnombre]

[mrteabaggerino]

@russiawave