Okay but what if they make a revival 10-15 years from now and they have a heist and Mac is supposed to come by the 99 for Terry's precinct trick or treating (flashback to heist 1) before going off with his friends but instead he wins the heist because and Jake wants to ground him but Amy won't let him
BESTIE I WANT TO KISS YOU ON THE MOUTH
okay so imagine Mac has been hearing about these heists for the past 10 years of his life, that's how his parents actually got engaged you know, so naturally he's always wanted to go to the precinct and witness this annual grandiose occasion. but amy has always been so protective; she doesn't want her baby to go to a place where people get so overboard with competition (and she low-key doesn't want Mac to see that side of mamaš). everytime Mac requests mama and dada, they say "we'll see when you're older Mac."
this year terry is holding a trick or treating party just like he did in s1 and mac is invited. Mac turns up at the precinct and of course Terry is not playing in the heist. amy asks Terry to keep an eye on Mac who has agreed to be a silent spectator as well. she doesn't really believe in Terry's I'm not playing this year anymore but she knows he'll be responsible towards Mac.
throughout the night the erstwhile squad members vie against each other to win the 18th annual Halloween heist by getting jake and amy's old baby monitor for Mac, as they do every single year. and Mac is fascinated by how far the otherwise mature squad would go to win this competition.
or at least he shows himself to be.
when midnight turns up, jake, amy, rosa, holt and Charles (he won a heist too in these past 10 years folks) are present in the evidence lockup, trying to get to the baby monitor that jake and amy used for Mac (and their 100+ future children yes). but to their surprise, they find the original owner of the famed baby monitor behind the famed machine.
"MAC?" they all yell in unison.
"yes, mom, dad, auntie roro, Charles, grandpa," (an audible moan is heard from Charles who says he feels as though he's the only one not part of the family), "I, McClain Santiago-Peralta am the winner of the 18th annual Halloween heist."
"what happened how did you- how did- what?" amy says.
"i have been listening in on you plan for months now. mom. we live in the same house, come on!"
"but amy said she didn't wanna allow you to come to the precinct on halloween." rosa says.
"yes, i did! it's- it's a dirty place and i'm a responsible parent!" amy says indignantly. "and i thought you were here for trick-or-treating! how did you even know terry was going to be setting up that stand when we told you like yesterday?" mac gives a smug smile and folds his hands and amy gasps. "unless-"
"YEAH. he took help from ME." terry turns up from the shadows behind mac. "he requested me to set up trick or treat this year AGES ago. i must say, you should have realised, amy and jake, he's really got your blood in his veins."
"he's really got your blood in his veins title of your sex tape but seriously mac, do you have any idea how dangerous this can be? how dare you go behind our backs?" jake scolds him.
"but dad, i had terry with me the whole time!"
"terry can't take care of anyone. he only cares about his stupid suspenders and his nose hair," jake says (earning a "hey!" from terry). "but we clearly forbade you from participating in heists for now! this is simply not tolerable!" jake scolds him.
"nuh-uh, you're grounded."
"what?" both amy and mac say.
"yes you heard me. come here and we'll continue the heist at a later date when you're not present."
"jake, is this about the heist and not our child?" amy raises her eyebrows.
"what? why would you all huff? how could a ten year old outsmart the entire squad of seasoned detectives?"
"you should actually be proud of your son, jake." holt says.
"i for one am very proud of mac. i remember this was the very room where jake and amy kissed for the first time, where they got engaged, i can't account for the times they must have smooshed booties-"
"CHARLES." everyone says collectively.
"i'm just saying that this is a very special place for the peralta-santiago family."
"AND THAT IT IS!" jake begins majestically, walking towards mac and terry. "THAT'S WHY I'M SO PROUD OF MY SON AS WELL. haha, we tricked you common fools, mac and i planned for years to take down mama-"
"you just wanted to ground me 2 minutes ago dad."
"yeah, you had zero part in this, jake. just go back man." terry says.
"okay. alright. fine. okay. ladies and gentlemen, mcclain santiago-peralta is the winner of the 18th annual halloween heist and an amazing kid slash genius."
the whole squad cheers and amy says with tears in her eyes, "THAT'S MY BABY!"
"congratulations, mac. you are a fine young man." holt shakes his hand. amy is full on sobbing into rosa's shoulder by now.
"thanks grandpa holt." mac flashes his big smile.
"now next year i am going to crush you under my shoe like an ant who writhes and pleads for help when you raise your foot."
"also kevin has invited you tomorrow for lunch. do not be later than 12 noon and do not forget to wear your glasses."
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