Walking Anxiety

I am an 18 bisexual traveler who’s in college to be a Spanish teacher, trying to pet both my own dogs and other animals along the way.

[katyanas]

help

no one :

my brain during a math test : velcome to ze haus, to ze haus of holbein, jA

[securityunit-ese]

These are hilarious! NGL major preference for adults here. Other adult bonuses:

Don’t need naps

Can go on hikes for longer

Can be left alone for longer

Less fragile

Teeth don’t randomly fall out

Majority of teenage hormonal bullshit is over

Surprise fear periods done with

No more growing in size or coat

[thegreenwolf]

Pikka was five when I adopted her, and while she has her quirks from poor treatment in her previous life at least I have a pretty good idea of who she is. Any changes are more predictable because I can see the intersection of her personality and behavior patterns with how I treat and train her, and while I’m sure she’ll always surprise me, most of the time I should be better prepared. 

[chemicalkin]

In case anyone was wondering, these come in cat

[securityunit-ese]

Holy shit it comes in cat

[princelymlm]

Gotta Be LGBT+

This is a list of just some of the LGBT+ content out there. Anything on this list was contains LGBT+ characters or was made by LGBT+ creators. All entries on this list were sent in by followers and have not been confirmed by the mod.

Books/Comics

They Both Die At The End - Adam Silvera (mlm)

Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe - Benjamin Alire-Saénz (mlm)

Symptoms of Being Human (genderfluid)

Lily and Dunkin - Donna Gephart (trans/trans woman)

The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo - Taylor Jenkins Reid (wlw/bi)

The Gentleman’s Guide To Vice and Virtue - Mackenzie Lee (mlm/gay/bi)

Been Here All Along - Sandy Hall (gay/bi)

History Is All You Left Me - Adam Silvera (mlm/gay)

Blue Is The Warmest Color - Julie Maroh (wlw/bi/lesbian)

Mask of Shadows - Linsey Miller (bi/genderfluid)

Once and Future - Cori McCarthy (wlw/mlm/gay/bi/nonbinary)

Simon vs the Homosapiens Agenda - Beck Albertalli (mlm/gay)

Leah on the Offbeat - Becky Albertalli (wlw/bi)

Grasshopper Jungle - Andrew Smith (questioning/mlm)

The Rest of Us Just Live Here - Patrick Ness (mlm/gay)

Flying Tips For Flightless Birds - Kelly McCaughrain (mlm/gay)

Podcasts

Welcome to Night Vale (mlm/gay/wlw/nonbinary)

Dreamboy (mlm/gay)

Alice Isn’t Dead (wlw/lesbian)

The Penumbra Podcast (mlm/bi/genderfluid)

My Favorite Podcast (trans men)

Within the Wires (wlw)

The Adventure Zone (mlm/wlw/trans/gnc/nonbinary)

TV Shows/Movies

One Day At A Time (Remake) (wlw/lesbian/nonbinary)

Love, Simon (mlm/gay)

A Single Man (mlm/gay)

Brokeback Mountain (mlm/gay)

In The Flesh (mlm/gay)

Weekend (mlm)

Musicals

The Prom (wlw/lesbian)

Be More Chill (mlm/bi)

Obviously this list is far from complete so feel free to add to it or let me know of anything else and I’ll edit the post to add it!

[labias]

Oh my god

[qjusttheletter]

[ID: screenshot from r/rant “I’m not gonna kill myself because if my depression wants me dead THAT badly it’s gonna have to start shutting my fucking organs down like a REAL disease instead of being a fucking pussy and hiding in my brain and trying to get ME to do it’s dirty work for it !” /end ID]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Thanks Mom

[wouldvebeensweet]

“Usually your fans are pretty good at figuring it [easter eggs] out right? How far off have they been?”

[that-green-evening]

The Sims ended up with same-sex relationship support thanks almost entirely to gay programmer Patrick J. Barrett III.

[partysoft]

“At the time, it wasn’t considered ‘normal’ to be gay or lesbian,” [Barrett] said. “Some even saw it as dangerous. But in The Sims it was normal and safe to be a gay person. It was the first time we could play a game and be free to see ourselves represented within. It was a magical moment when my first same-sex Sims coupled kissed. I still sometimes wonder how in the world I got away with it.”

[frompawntoqueen]

A HERO

[grungegoths]

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

[00incognegro-deactivated2021041]

So what happened? Anyone got an update

[dreambxby]

That’s exactly what I was wondering

[notyetwritten]

Nothing yet but the girl has a sense of humor

[deadwit-deactivated20190920]

it happened !!!!

[bando--grand-scamyon]

[theothersideofthechair]

Man: Hi can I get a haircut?

Me: You can but you’re going to have to wait for half an hour.

Man: Oh no its okay I’ll just take whoever’s available.

Me: No one is available right now. It’s going to be a half hour wait.

Man: Oh its okay just give me whoever can take me right now.

Me: There. Is. No. One. Available. To. Give. You. A. Hair. Cut. Right. Now.

Man: what do you mean?

Me rapidly losing patience: I have a colour and my coworker has a Perm. We are both busy and there is no one else in the salon. So if you’d like to take a seat we can fit you in in 30 minutes.

Man: Oh….. Well I don’t want to wait.

Me: Then I suggest you make an appointment and come back and you won’t have to wait.

Man: So there’s no one available right now?

Me:

[defydamage]

This is so much fucking funnier with the gif removed

[toastbutteregg]

[kthrynhahn]

A Cinderella Story (2004) dir. Mark Rosman

[dashaibo]

A good steak has no sugar, carbs and very little fat.

You could just offer that instead of being a snarky asshole and bring an ass to people who watch what they eat.

[averagefairy]

i love that this person has not seen a cinderalla story and having only seen this gifset without any context they came to the rational conclusion that this girl and her bf are just two innocent healthy patrons of a diner where the waitress refuses to serve them steak to healthshame them

[bob-belcher]

Tiffany Haddish  getting to meet Meryl Streep

[toastbutteregg]

shes such a legend

[mainflopgirl]

ben wyatt was queer eye to april and andy when they were eating out of a frisbee and he was like stop living like this

[stability]

[toastbutteregg]

*folds one blouse*

me: i deserve a break

*starts opening tumblr to see new memes*

[buzzfeedrewind]

[ruinedchildhood]