Long Live The Car Crash Hearts

queer | tired | thunderstruck | lil grumpy | :)

[evilscientist3]

California quail we're unforgettable,

Black head with big feather on top

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[caffedorzo]

[raisinchallah]

to really get womens sports to the next level we need to craft teams that are supervillains we need a powerful eternal successful team that also has bad vibes bad energy and is fundamentally evil we need to construct the new york yankees of women

[cleolinda]

Peeling an orange that doesn't want to be peeled is the most thankless fucking task. What in the zoo animal enrichment.

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[rockthrowingbutch]

[currysideplate]

Just making use of my free will

Inspo🖼:The Meeting on the Turret Stairs

[lilyblisslys]

there should be a cool, chill way to say things like “I’m struggling” or “I’m having a hard time” that doesn’t imply you might have needs

[kosmogrl]

“I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy” I would, next

[waspsinyouryard]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

[lesbian-stick-handling]

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[cuppydogshane]

dont worry ilya no one can tell that you could kiss shane for a thousand years and it wouldnt feel like enough. I swear you look so aloof right now

[redwing]

it’s weird and kind of amazing how such a significant portion of the mcu fandom has turned captain america: the winter soilder into it’s own fandom and is so detached from the entire mcu and how effectively everyone blocks out post-cap 2 mcu tbh. and by amazing i mean its fuckin SICK we’re all gonna blog about cap 2 until the sweet release of death. all of us

[maelwife]

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak