cool*

*not really

[imsoshive]

Amelia Earhart: Next stop … Hawaii!

The plane: 

[iamnotjody]

STOP IT lmfao

[offlcialgreenday]

“Because Donald Trump is a poor excuse for a man, let alone a human being.”

[weloveshortvideos]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

thinking about life without this vine really makes it all seem not worth it anymore

[allthecanadianpolitics]

Toronto city councillor, Norm Kelly.

OMG.

[skittlnoir]

Is this real??

[allthecanadianpolitics]

It’s real.

[cognitiveinequality]

IM SCREAMING

[writing-prompt-s]

You possess the rare gift to see and talk to dead people, and have kept this hidden from everyone your entire life, including your spouse. Now your spouse dies and is quite surprised.

[piecesofscully]

Wow dude. Wow.

[hotladypants]

they are not fucking around

[vitruvianwatson]

IF WE LOSE FLORIDA BECAUSE OF YOU THIRD PARTY FUCKERS I’M GOING TO SET FIRE TO THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES DO YOU UNDERSTAND

[sherlockiantrash-blog]

It’s because they want the lesser of both of the two evils. Who can blame them. Both are terrible.

[vitruvianwatson]

It’s literally POINTLESS they are THROWING THEIR VOTES AWAY, votes that COULD go to Hillary, and I literally do not care what anyone says, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton ARE NOT EQUALLY EVIL, Trump is literally VOLDEMORT like…I cannot fathom how people can’t see this.

[sherlockiantrash-blog]

But that’s not fair, they aren’t throwing their vote away. They are voting on who they believe is fit, it’s there right as an American to do so. And you telling them it’s just a waste is not very nice. I know your scared that trump might become president but in the end, he doesn’t have all the power. Mostly congress does. Plus I want to add that Abraham Lincoln was third party and he had no problem winning. The third party people want to believe that can happen again. Don’t go and just crush it.

[vitruvianwatson]

Okay look.  I get it.  You want to vote for what you believe in.  I support that.  But you can’t tell me that third party votes in THIS election are not a wasted vote because they are.  There’s no arguing it because they literally won’t count for anything for that particular candidate.  They only draw votes away from the other candidates; and it’s not fair, I agree.  There should be a more fair party system, but we can’t change that right now.  They aren’t going to elect a third party candidate.  It isn’t going to happen.  And the only thing standing in the way of the LITERAL ANTICHRIST becoming our President is Hillary Clinton.  Not Johnson or any other candidate.  No one else has any possible chance of beating this man.  It’s just the way it is.  So I’m sorry if you’re offended by that harsh reality, but this is too important.  Any other election, I don’t give a crap who anyone votes for.  But Donald Trump is the epitome of what going backwards looks like for this country.  It’s disgusting that he’s even nominated.

And it’s not only about who gets what done.  It’s about how this country represents itself and about how growing children view our world leaders.  I work at a preschool, and it literally HAUNTS ME to think about any of these young, impressionable minds looking up to Donald fucking Trump as a role model.

[falloutbutthole]

Also the republican party was new when Lincoln ran but let's be honest it was never 3rd party it gained popularity so quickly it was immediately a main party

[just-shower-thoughts]

Cannabis is a plant that ensures it’s own survival by seducing humans.

[falloutbutthole]

We have a lot in common

[cherrys-acid]

Lets talk about how hard it is to open up to someone about being sad for no reason. Lets talk about how hard it is to explain to your friends and family that you have this heavy feeling in your chest for no reason. Lets talk about how hard it is to understand why you’re having a panic attack while just taking a walk back home. Lets talk about how hard it is to understand your own self and how scary it is to feel like the whole world is falling on your shoulders and you have no idea why .

[thetrippytrip]

that’s adorable and so sweet!

[vigilantejustice]

some dude got decked for looking like shia labeouf and so shia labeouf sent him the best voicemail of all time

[andromedafalls]

he’d come bring the man soup I fucking love him

[ilostmyshoe-79-deactivated20181]

There are some things Dean and Sam just don’t talk about. Things that would be weird or uncomfortable, things that can be ignored for the sake of keeping the peace. Sam never mentions the folder of kinky porn he found on Dean’s laptop. Dean never mentions the stress relieving facial mud mask and bath oils Sam keeps under his sink. And they never talk about Cas.

Sam doesn’t mention it the first time Dean makes a dirty joke, and Cas blinks at them in confusion.

“But Dean, last night you said you very much enjoyed when I-”

Dean starts talking over him, cutting him off, and Sam pretends not to have noticed anything strange.

Sam doesn’t say anything when he hears them through Dean’s closed door one night, relaxed laughter floating down the hallway into Sam’s room, followed soon by not-so-relaxed moaning. Sam just shuts his door, then invests in some noise canceling headphones.

Sam doesn’t tease them when Cas starts wearing Dean’s t-shirts around the bunker. The old faded cotton shits, with pictures of Dean’s favorite bands, are just a tiny bit too big for the angel, but he looks so happy in them that Sam can’t find the heart to even make a joke.

Sam keeps it to himself when he notices the two of them always sitting on the same side of the booth in diners and restaurants, their arms pressing against each other and disappearing under the table, where they are no doubt holding hands. Sam orders dessert so they can sit a little longer.

And Sam doesn’t say a word the morning Cas comes into the bunker kitchen, hair wild and mussed, a beaming smile on his face and a silver ring on his left hand. He just gets up, finds Dean in the garage where he is working on the Impala, and wraps his older brother in a hug. Dean’s cheeks flush, but he simply nods when Sam finally pulls away.

And that gesture is enough. There are some things they don’t need to talk about.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via f**kapathy)

[bloomflowersbloom]

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

[2thicc2function]

Wtf

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

[itsdaaria-deactivated20190625]

If “What are those” became a musical 😂

[itsdaaria-deactivated20190625]

is this my legacy?

[ms-mazarin]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

[writing-reigns-deactivated20200]

reblog to save a writer 

[nichelle-my-belle-deactivated20]

excellent resource

[themushr000m]

some glo ups aint covered in make up and dipped in coconut oil. some are cold and wet in a strange way. some glo ups force you to throw away parts of yourself that no longer fit - no matter how long you’ve had them they. must. go. some glo ups leave you lonelier - wiser - but isolated. some glo ups are private.

[redactedc]

shoutout to private glo ups.