You Shall Wander Forever...

A personal blog that's 95% video games and 5% everything else. Lover of elves, pastries, and fictional cynical assholes. Age 20+ Current obsession: Astarion, Emmerich, Fire Emblem, FFXIV, and Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous. Currently Playing: Final Fantasy XIV, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, and Love and Deepspace

[liberalsarecool]

Rape culture defended by closeted gay man who never once supported LGBTQ community.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"but they support [dictator] and [violent action]!" okay is it possible that a combination of propaganda, election rigging, and authoritarian crackdowns on dissent could lead a population to look like it supports something most people would find distasteful under more reasonable circumstances

[kosmogrl]

[lady-halibuts-chambers]

[ttenri]

🌙

[beyondtheyote]

us and them

after all were only ordinary men

me and you

god only knows its not what we would choose to do

making prints to hand out at ax. hehe

[waboars]

Miscellaneous ffxiv doodle dump 💗

[sunsetagain]

Wrapped

[141-cms]

YES, I got into ffxiv- AND YES. I PLAYED THROUGH THE VAULT TWO DAYS AGO. Therefore, I'll only draw him smiling and happy.. 😭😭😭😭

[jsong0-0]

Milky Way

[lakevida]

being asked to leave a physical real life area and calling it a soft ban is pretty good

[pamelya01]

happy Haurchefant for sad people

[kamyiin]

It’s never too late

[kerosene-in-a-blender]

Is your Dungeons and Dragons character too happy? Are they too settled into their life and thusly require some kind of personal tragedy to motivate them to leave it and take up a life of adventuring? Try Primus Tachonis!

Primus Tachonis is an all-purpose personal tragedy creator sure to spur your character to adventure specifically so they can get his ass. Whether you need an old money asshole muscling in on an institution beloved to your PC or an evil sorcerer to slaughter their entire family Primus Tachonis has the magic and the social station to create whatever tragedy is required to serve your backstory.

Primus Tachonis is so versatile as a backstory tool he has professional D&D players raving:

Primus Tachonis killed my character's best friend and now she has to figure out who she is without him! -Laura Bailey I wrote a light backstory because I was still feeling out the setting and my dungeon master used Primus Tachonis to turn my brother into a statue! -Travis Willingham Primus Tachonis is trying to take over my character's magic school and endangering her students, and she will not have that! -Marisha Rey I had intended my character to have a tense but ultimately repairable relationship with his father, but then my DM used Primus Tachonis to rip his skull from his head. Now my character is on a quest to kill every member of Primus' noble house! -Matthew Mercer My character was a happy and established local playwright until Primus Tachonis had his little brother executed. Now he's taken up the sword again in his brother's stead! -Liam O'Brian I needed someone to murder my character's wife and daughter and my dungeon master suggested Primus Tachonis, and I couldn't be happier with the result! -Robbie Daymond Even works on members of his own family! -Alexander Ward

So don't miss out on the one-man solution to forcing your character to feel the call to adventure, try Primus Tachonis today!

[cherrydj-l]

loghain duel any %

[omnipotina]

Settle a bet.

Who wins in a fight?

Kronk

Gaston

Voting ended onSep 7, 2023

[beemojis]

soooo true bestie

[wintermoth]

NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[charlesoberonn]