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[eljardineroguapo420]

[citizen-zero]

[goodboydeathsquad]

Couldn’t let alqueda win you fucking pussies

[welter-and-waste]

I’ve read the article about him, he outright said he was so shocked by 9/11 the only thing he could think to do was go bowling

[welter-and-waste]

[ampervadasz]

[captainoftheshipping]

Marry that man

[mavenmemnon]

[citrineghost]

holy fuck the breadth of emotion in this video is astounding

[fightti11death]

[kissingeve]

every star trek series since the 1960s: Earth in the first half of the 21st century was chaotic, plagued by social and economic inequality, the disastrous effects of pollution, and a devastating nuclear war

me rewatching star trek in the year 2019:

[katbelleinthedark]

Someone there was a prophet and we didn’t know.

[la-vie-en-lys]

Star Trek: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Me, as a child: I can’t wait to live in the Star Trek Future :D

Me as an adult, remembering what Star Trek said this particular part of the future would be like and looking at the world: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

[famineblog]

...did somebody say.....prophet

[catchymemes]

[nunjatortle]

Visit Original Link

Weedeater - Wizard Fight

WIZARD FIGHT!!

[fuckyeahfactoryrecords]

Visit Original Link

[midnightmurdershow]

The Thing (1982) Directed by John Carpenter

[tiktoks-we-like]

[anachronic-cobra]

This ends with an energy I'm not sure how to describe

[hamburgeroisie]

I'M LOVING THIS ENERGY

[dajo42]

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

[maneth985]

[luxgalador]

This post was good but then it got better

[celticshenanigans]

Okay, this is a slight topic diversion, but in response to the above comment. I’ve volunteered at the CT Ren Faire for years now. For the last 5 or so I’ve worked in the game section, and we have a game similar to the above comment called “Smite the Knight”. I’ve been in the ring before, it’s a ton of fun getting to run around with the kids. The main goal is entertainment. Have a good shtick, keep the crowd engaged, and let the kids have a good time.

In both work and observing, I have learned something about kids. A lot of parents try to get their boys to go fight. Of the young ones that do, they tend to be shy. You get the ones who just swing the boffer swords around with no regard for life, but, mostly, they’re reserved. It’s adorable. I mean, they’re kids.

But the girls. THE GIRLS. Holy crap. I swear, the pinker the dress, the more taffeta and glitter…the more intensity. I remember, the first year I worked there, one girl came in, grabbed the biggest sword she could, and WENT TO TOWN on our knight. Lifted it over head, let out this primal scream and mowed him down. Homeboy is 6′2″, she was FIVE. And once he was in the fetal position (He was fine. It was for show.) on the ground, she stopped, put her foot on his chest, and yelled “I AM A FIERCE PRINCESS!!”. Later in the day when she walked by a couple of us yelled “Ah! It’s the fierce princess!” and she stopped and flexed. It was the best, and I will never forget that girl.

[complete-in-ix-deactivated20230]

OH MY GOD IT’S BACK YES

[the-ironhobbit-deactivated20170]

This has improved since last I reblogged.

[tinierpurplefishes]

I taught karate for like 5 years, and the girls were always, pound for pound, better than the boys. Even the girls who didn’t really want to do it and were only there because their parents made them were better than like 95% of the boys.

[shadesofmauve]

I was playing fiddle at a ren faire, and two little girls were really enjoying our set. After quite some time one of them walked up to me and shyly offered me her star tinsel tiara, because she “didn’t have any money. And this protects you from trolls!” I said “Thanks, that’s really sweet – but what about you? Don’t you need protection from trolls?”

At which point this six-ish-year-old girl whips out her certificate from the axe throwing booth and says “Nah, I’m fine.”

I still have that tinsel tiara. It’s draped over my modem. I figure it’ll protect me from the most trolls that way.

[callmebliss]

I am not in the habit of reblogging a post and slapping an “it got better” on there BUT I SAY GOTDAMN

[dankmemeuniversity]

[famineblog]

Mood

[talesfromthecrypts]

Does Christian feel like home? Do you feel held by him? Midsommar (2019) dir. Ari Aster

[takeitteezy]

This show is the best thing ever created

[thegraveghoul-deactivated202004]

Artist: Richard Wilkinson

Collection: Arthropoda Iconicus

Series: Timorpersonae

[saawek]

Me *driving on the M25 and hating it cause traffic* : Dammit Crowley you bastard

[tinkdw]

They have an actual advert for Good Omens on the M25.

Amazing 😆

[earthstory]

scarborough_fossils

Really interesting lump from Cayton bay #fossils #ammonite #fossilhunting

[acti-veg]

Just a head’s up, when meat eaters say things like “I’m glad you’re not like most vegans you’re cool about it” what they really mean is “I’m glad you’re silent about animal cruelty so I can eat animals without having to think about it.”

[radicalduck]

No actually what they likely mean is “I’m glad you’re not like PETA and compare women’s bodies to beef and pork” or “I’m glad you’re not the type of asshole who blames poor people for not being able to afford healthy vegan foods instead of getting upset at the grocery chains who throw out tons and tons of perfectly good produce”

[tr1angl3]

see also: “im glad youre not one of those vegans who compares the meat industry to the holocaust”. anti-semetic, sexist, racist, and classist rhetoric is unfortunately quite common among vegans and it’s disingenuous as hell to act like having an issue with that is silencing vegans.

[emotional-karuma]

Also “I’m glad you aren’t one of those vegans who thinks I should put my health on the line”

[spacemomalex]

“I’m glad you don’t harass me over my life choices because you’re a decent fucking human being who realizes that throwing humans under the bus so you can have an ego trip is a shitty thing to do”

[cephalopodvictorious]

Also: I’m glad you’re not one of those vegans who lies about what’s in food they’re feeding me when I ask about my allergens so that I don’t have to risk literally dying

[hollowboobtheory]

“i’m glad you’re not literally blaming global climate change on me, personally, for liking cheese while corporations dump pollution directly into the ozone by the ton because it saves them a few dollars”

“i’m glad you’re not getting on a moral high horse about animal cruelty while ignoring the human rights abuses that go into farming your vegan faves like quinoa”

[theleastlunatic]

THAT LAST ONE