Here For a Good Time, Also a Long Time

Grace She/They. Think I have been here since like 2011. Just promise you will never scroll that far back

[poetrylesbian]

[shuffled-bunny]

[sylvyspritii]

My notifications look so much more fun this way

[eater-of-the-sand]

Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

I've just found the single most homoerotic piece of LOTR art ever who wants to see

[outlaw-monarch]

Um, YES?

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

This is The Taming of Smeagol by Donato Giancola and by god they're gonna have a threeway with that wriggly guy

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

[proverbialphoenix]

[aiklahori]

- I don’t know the original source/artist/poet. Found it on net and sharing. 

[pipinghotlasagna]

Beautiful..

[waddlebuff]

[sheepoflunacy]

^^^^acurate gif use

[brookiejay-model-blog]

Im crying so hard oh my gosh. :c

[japan-o-phile]

NOOOO ITS BACK AND IT MADE ME SADDER THAN EVER

[redninjakitty14rp]

SCREAMING

[mysterious-prophetess]

So, by doing a google image search, I found its site of origin (…eventually. I found it through an article about it which is how I know the artist is Chinese).

However, I (unfortunately) do not read Chinese. This is the name of the user who originally posted it: 肥啾榭…I think.

Here is the link to the site with the illustrated poem. (x)

Anyone who can translate the name, please do so.

[fuckyahumor]

omgg :(((((((((((((((

[dragonpyre]

Spiderman: Brand New Day was actually a 2 hour documentary on how repressing your emotions will fucking kill you

[mysharona1987]

[okiitos]

Rescue professional here:

If you need rescuing or help, DON’T FUCKING MOVE. You are so much easier to find when you stay put.

[thegreenpea]

Credits: @foxes-in-love

Your most important survival skill is asking for help

[existential-dread-in-the-am]

Goddamn preach this

[rogue-cyberman]

"Your most important survival skill is asking for help." THIS, it makes me so damn pissed off when parents try and normalize that asking for help is a taboo thing!

[isthescavengervideocute]

This feels important to reblog

[wizardarchetypes]

this is so delightful

[threeninesfine]

[purveyorofpudge]

truer words have never been spoken

stay fat and sexy, people in my phone 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[gayvampyr]

[ID: a large advertisement on (presumably) a subway wall for GLP-1s. it contains a picture of 2 injectors, one “zepbound” and one “wegovy hd”, and a small round pinkish pill. “GLP-1” is crossed out in black ink, and over it is written, “Say no to Drugs”; “Stay fat & sexy” with a heart drawn next to it. /end ID]

[prideprejudce]

so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse to leave their pet inside or they go back to get their pet. and right when he said this my friend immediately turned his head and looked at me and in that moment I had the most complete and genuine acceptance take over my body. I would 100% in front of my family and Jesus himself walk straight back into some raging inferno that was once my house to go get my fat cat. I nodded back

[prideprejudce]

the best part of this post is reading all the tags from animal people who would also go back to save their pets. like no hesitation. walk backwards from heaven straight back into hell. someone even said they would go back for their fish. amazing

[sterna-hirundo]

If you are a person who would walk into a blazing inferno for your animal, and your pet has free movement around the house, here’s a training exercise that could help save you both:

1) Set off your smoke alarm or play the sound on your phone (if your home has no smoke alarms, pease get some!)

2) stand BY THE FRONT DOOR to hand out treats

Do this a couple times and then keep it up NO EXCEPTIONS. Accidentally set the alarm off cooking? Treats by the door. Smoke alarm sound on TV? Treats by the door. Changing your smoke alarm batteries twice a year like you’re supposed to? Give them a test run and your pets get treats by the door.

Most dogs and cats will clue in VERY quickly that hearing that specific sound means go to the front door and wait for treats.

If there’s an emergency and even if you leave by another way, you will still know the most likely place your pet(s) is and can direct first responders to help.

You can also do this for any other kind of emergency alarm. My friend had both her cats trained to go to the front door for a tsunami siren.

[jabberding0]

make friends with a crow

Whoa, was not expecting hearing Polish. Quite funny (rough translation): "Look how hot birds are. Drink young one. But.. you know.. I want to drink too, so make it quick, pal"

[jadeseadragon]

"This incredibly stunning 51.3 ct Tanzanite carved by multi Award winning Lapidary Artist @dalanhargrave won a 2021 Spectrum Award."

[oscar-isaac]

RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

[forsovngarde]

[stillmuseum]

[elisecairo]

[xsugarxglass]

This is some Scooby Doo shit XD

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

[omtai]

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

[hobohobgoblim]

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

[destielgaysex]

so it turns out that time actually does go by faster as you get older. just like how adults told me it would when i was younger. pisses me off

[enki2]