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[animalavalanche]

>A sheep died in a bog. The top of the sheep’s back was not submerged and rotted away. The submerged parts remained perfectly preserved.

[nerdintheforest]

Listen (not drunk) LISTEN: If I die I need you to shove my body into a bog with all of my medieval reenactment gear. We’re gonna mess with archaeologists in the future.

[runasulienadanika]

"Lyctors are the Emperor's gestures"

the gesture: 🖕

[titkoks]

[toomuchtaylor]

This man nearly died to create this for us. The least we can do is watch it from start to finish and then share it immediately.

[katakaluptastrophy]

Another reminder that the Mithraeum probably looks even weirder than you think, this time courtesy of the relics of St Munditia in Munich.

All those "shining bones" and "gilded and bejewelled skeletons...dressed in gold and green robes...with amethysts and topazes and emeralds for eyes".

[rayluaza]

[luminouslumity]

I remember watching the original video ages ago, so I'm glad to see there's an animation lol!

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

[parawyrm]

[bodyintheriver]

She was forced to eat 200 souls of the ninth house when she was conceived 💔 Griddlehark as kids

[aubrey-plaza]

[ariminiria]

I CAN’T BREATHE

[creeket]

YALSo lOcKEd miAUt O De fECKIn cAr

[imic-pronounced-immick]

This is a distinct and recognizable category of human being here in Ireland known as the “Lad” with a capital L.

[rhymewithrachel]

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

[anorha-nono]

i love them but i don't have time to render aaaaaaaksdjfh

@fyeahfakiruweek

[ketsuppia]

Muistakaa hei et jos sit juhannusyönä kerää seitsemän eri kukkaa seitsemältä eri niityltä ja laittaa ne tyynyn alle nukkumaan mennessä niin kela näkee siut työkykysenä

[sashayed]

thinking about Brad Dourif in "Istanbul" and the fact is Grima Wormtongue would have gotten away with it forever if they'd let him be hot. with better hair he could've run that horse girl country into the ground for decades. eomer would've been like "dang, seems like my uncle is a very bad king for no reason, oh well." pretty privilege grima wormtongue could have girlbossed middle earth into the flames of mordor

[sashayed]

hot grima wormtongue: lmao look who's here. late is the hour in which this conjurer chooses to appear. láthspell i name him, ill news, and ill news is an ill guest

riders of rohan: i don't know he seems right for some reason. i just agree with him because his argument is so sound. gandalf you should leave

[teaboot]

Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

[teaboot]

(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy

[teaboot]

One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable

[teaboot]

To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit

[teaboot]

"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."

[sindri42]

I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.

[roach-works]

everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because he’s just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing

[teaboot]

Local Metropolis Reporter Publically Recognized For Contributions To The City; Awarded Medal Of Distinction

[championofdnd]

They tried to get superman to present the medal but he was offended at being called "overrated" in comparison to Clark so he declined

[teaboot]

Counter offer: Bruce Wayne disguised as Superman

[teaboot]

beating this dead horse with memes

[rederiswrites]

Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

It's rude.

[katsdom]

The above is doubly true if the content of the email is something that will be important to the person receiving - especially something that affects them negatively. They see that this thing that affected them so much didn't matter enough to you to write it yourself. I was a bystander to such a thing not long ago and it was just awful.

[fthgurdy]

RUDE!!! that is so very much it.

[vamptits]

the way feminism just died in recent years is crazy. a whole like 20 steps back!!!

[barren-blossom]

Big fan of these tags

[minetteskvareninova]

I am going to have a fucking stroke the fuck are you on about

Oh, yeah, let's compare overly elaborate skincare routines that women choose for themselves (albeit under the influence of advertising that, in aggregate, has a very negative effect on perception of women and their bodies) and pay for with their own money with the fucking tradwives who actively promote submitting yourself to a sexist man. Surely spending way too much on skincare is the same thing as devoting your entire life to an extremely unequal relationship and actively eshewing all forms of independence, financial, social or emotional.

We owe so many apologies to choice feminism holy fuck

-Sincerely, a fat hairy queer you claim to speak for

[themythicalcodfish]

You’re not reading closely - it is root and branch and pipeline. Choice Feminism, of which I am a personal advocate, only works if you’re making an INFORMED choice, if you know WHY you’re doing what you’re doing and what the ramifications of your decisions are. Choice Feminism requires constant critical thinking and a lot of people aren’t doing it.

These skincare routines, the ones that the OP is referencing specifically, the ones that are eight steps a session and want you to use red light therapy and dermal fillers and microneedling - why are you doing this for yourself? Okay, it makes you feel good. Why? Is it that you are taking the time to care for yourself because you’re lacking care in another are of your life? It’s anti-aging; okay. Are you using anti aging products for a health reason, because you have a family history of skin issues, or because you fear aging? If you fear aging, then why do you fear it? If it’s for your self-image, why are you comparing yourself to others?

Yeah, it’s a lot, asking why why why why like a toddler. It’s soooooo much easier to sit back and not be critical and just go “it makes me feel good” and let someone else do the thinking for you.

And that’s the pipeline, right there; if you outsource your critical thinking skills, you outsource your agency.

- a midsize depilated femme

[beggars-opera]

#we’re not getting out of this one#think for yourself#follow the money

[carolofthebell]

Hollywood has gone backwards in size inclusivity too. Seeing all these emaciated women crying in interviews because they’re malnourished on Ozempic and loosing their ability to regulate their emotions is so hard. It reminds me of all those stories about Judy garland living on coffee, bone broth, cigarettes, and diet pills while they were filming Wizard of Oz.

I think back to all the old misogynistic stereotypes about women being week and over-emotional and wonder how many of our great-grandmothers were starving themselves to try and keep their husbands from straying because there was no life outside of marriage and their reputation and wellbeing was dependent on their attractiveness.

[starlene]

Semmoista mietin, että miten tietyt tahot yhteiskunnassamme toistuvasti fantasioivat työttömien pakottamisesta risusavottaan, mutta miten tismalleen samat tahot lopettivat vankien tekemän työn kansallispuistojen retkeilyreittien kunnossapidossa, koska siihen ei heidän mielestään ollut enää varaa.

Ei siis ollut enää varaa siihen, että rikoksista tuomitut henkilöt osana heille määrättyä rangaistusta tekevät risusavotanomaista työtä viiden euron tuntipalkkaa vastaan. Hesarin mukaan kys. toiminta lakkautettiin, "koska säästöjen takia vankeja ei ole enää varaa kuljettaa paikalle eikä ohjata töihin".

Että ei mulla muuta, semmoisia vaan tässä mietin. Mutta muistakaa tekin tämä fakta sitten, kun joku yhteiskuntamme risusavottafetisisteistä avautuu taas julkisuudessa fantasioistaan!