Bite Me Alien Boy

RAVENCLAW. Nerd. Multifandom. Feels like I've been on this website for 84 years.

[fancybilliepipersir]

Damn I am old.

[mialoveseddie]

Steve starts accidentally falling asleep fully wrapped around Eddie. Not just an arm toss like one leg thrown over Eddie’s, face buried in his neck, one hand fisted in the back of Eddie’s shirt like he’ll be snatched away from him.

He wakes up first, panics, and tries to peel himself off before Eddie notices. He’s convinced Eddie’s going to think it’s suffocating and too needy. So he spends a week trying to sleep "normal." On his side with a respectful distance. He’s miserable with that.

Then one night Eddie wakes up to Steve bolt upright at 3am from a nightmare, breathing hard. Before Steve can even apologize, Eddie just rolls over, yanks Steve down, and manhandles him back into a intertwined position, and just mutters into Steve’s hair saying

"Cut that shit out. You sleep better when you’re on me, I sleep better when you’re not doing that weird hovering thing. We’re both winning here, Harrington."

Steve who just goes, "...you don’t think it’s too much?"

Eddie shakes his head saying "Dude. I was about to start tying your wrist to my bedpost with my belt so you’d quit escaping. You’re fine. Come here."

[katesgottareadthebooks]

Those poor people who work with David. For years they have had to hear about the Canadian treasure that is Shane Hollander. “Yes I’m taking two weeks off in June. My son is in the Stanley cup finals”

“Yes, that is my son on that billboard, he’s got a new sponsorship”

“Yes, my son has started a new charity and is running hockey camps”

I know at least one of them was hoping they get a terrible in-law, but no it’s Ilya Rozanov. So now its

“Yes, my son and his husband were over for dinner, they wanted to talk to my wife about expanding their charity. You know the one they founded together”

“Yes, I’m taking two weeks off in June. My son and his husband are in the Stanley cup finals. Yes, again.”

“Yes, we’re so happy that NHL players are going back to the Olympics. We’re hoping both of our boys get to go.”

I think David pushes off retirement just so he can keep bragging.

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[mymansmoon]

no but seriously "gimme kiss" plus those big fat pursed lips is one of the sweetest parts of the whole show because their relationship has been characterised by lust from the beginning, it's what they started with and it's what they padded their feelings in before they were ready to let those feelings stand on their own, but in this moment there's not even a hint of lust, there's no ulterior motive to seduce, ilya just wants a moment of connection with shane — physically and emotionally — and he knows now that he doesn't have to do anything to get it. he can be relaxed and silly and he can just ask to receive it. gimme kiss! said in the most mischievous manner ever. and shane gives him kiss!!!!!!!!

[lesbianalumni]

Way down the line, when they're leading Ottawa to another Stanley Cup, Ilya gets slammed too too hard by some eager new player. He's knocked unconscious and Shane practically flies from the box to the ice, watching as the EMTs intervene and carry him out on a stretcher.

Yuna goes in the ambulance with Ilya — Shane can't get out of his skates fast enough to run over in time, so he drives a few minutes behind them — and she calls Shane to keep him updated. It's fine, it's all fine, Ilya is already semi conscious and talking to them both. Shane's mind goes to all of the worst places anyway.

They lose service when they get in the elevator, but Yuna still sends out a text message with the room number. Shane speeds faster and then bolts through the hospital.

When he finally sees Ilya, minutes later, already in a blue hospital gown and connected to an IV but conscious and beaming up at him, Shane breaks into tears.

"Don't cry, solnyshko," Ilya says. "Come here," he holds out the hand that's free from the needles and Shane takes it.

"I have something important to ask you," Ilya tells him. It suddenly feels so serious. Shane's heart drops.

"Will you come to my cottage this summer?" Ilya says in a sing-songy voice, using his best Canadian accent. "Don't go to Russia. Come to my house, we'll have so much fun..."

Shane laughs. "You remember that?"

"Every fucking word."

[mucho-smasho]

i knew they were strapped for runtime but i will forever mourn the loss of “if you mix that with cranberry juice, I will drown you in the lake” from the cottage episode

[ravlykpavlyk]

Contrary to popular belief, I don't think Andrew would let Neil go before/after his graduation. Firstly, it doesn't make sense. At the end of TKM, andreil established that they are not nothing. Going back to square one makes no sense.

Secondly, I doubt Andrew even has the ability to let his people go. When Neil wanted to break their deal, Andrew desperately tried to find something else, just to keep Neil closer. Andrew made a deal with Aaron, so that no matter what he would be close.

After committing to Neil and spending year so close in the same space (plus sharing a bed his last year), Andrew would rather sew them together than leave. Even with Cass, he didn't let go even when it got to the point of self-destruction.

My man doesn't know how to let people go, guys. Once Andrew lets himself want Neil, it's game over. Till death do them part, and all that.

[swagsmeister]

a very happy hr season 2 filming day to all who celebrate

[hudconera]

WELCOME HOME LUCA HAAS

[maybemayii]

Jacob Anderson talking about the icons that shaped his Louis — Grace Jones & Eartha Kitt (Part ll)

[willgrahamscock]

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

[fuckedndstupid]

[cunt-force-therapy]

Why are they in Hell

[willgrahamscock]

because if you have sex you will die and go to hell

[hollandermfer]

it’s very sad but very dear to me that while ilya in the long game is very depressed and has absolutely zero self esteem and thinks of himself as the worst captain ever, in role model that is just demonstrably untrue. like. troy’s internal monologue about him is just how it’s crazy that he’s on the same team as him and that he’s so good at everything. harris is so happily confused about his antics. luca haas hero worships him. the rest of the team is obviously just incredibly fond of him. every time we catch a glimpse of him he’s being great with kids and dogs or is supporting his friends in some way. his speech and resolve is the entire motivation behind the centaurs making it to the playoffs. like! ilya rozanov i fear you will never know how loved you are

[russianblush]

like father like son

[swagsmeister]

rookie and his captain

[i-fear-gritty]

i was so caught up in the hilarious concept that jacob tierney could cast katya to play ilya's therapist that i did not consider the very real threat of casting priyanka. diva. also sidenote but who the fuck is tarek

[shanesloverboy]

THIS IS #MYLUCA