I drink to forget but I always remember.

My big naturals are a threat to society.

[theonion]

Apologizing to his tenant for circumstances that were beyond his control, local landlord Eddie Turley was reportedly forced Monday to raise the rent due to thinking of a bigger number. “You can re-sign your lease, but I have to raise it by $250 a month because I realized there was a bigger number your rent could be,” Turley informed his tenant of six years, attributing the rent increase to a need to keep up with the rising numbers he could envision.

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[depsidase]

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[honeylemony]

FUCKING DEVASTATING

[arabian-knight]

The hatemail game on this website is insane

[escuerzoresucitado]

[preserving-tiktok]

[taraljc]

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

[liminalbeauty]

Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.

[punchspeedchunk]

As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.

[weaselle]

Californian (sup, fellow desert-havers) i've been using this since i saw it and it works so fucken good dude (i often have to put like 8 dogs in my car, so it's extra important my car isn't attempting to go super-nova when we get in)

[eatpussypraylove]

[anxietyproblem]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[dalenthas]

Sounds like you're just feeding ministers to the cat at this point.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[copenhagenchaperones]

23 weeks old.

[thememedaddy]

[weaver-z]

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

[weaver-z]

Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600

[anxietyproblem]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[pukicho]

One bird in my neighborhood starts chirping at 4am, way earlier than the other birds in my neighborhood. If you think about it, it’s actually really annoying, and it probably pisses off the other birds too, including me, who isn’t even a bird.

[pukicho]

What sort of beast do you see me as?

[crappyhomemadegifs]

I was watching Top Cat, and they dubbed in a laugh track instead of Choo Choo’s laugh what the christ.

[thememedaddy]