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I really don't feel that comfortable sharing in a public setting.

[fancywalking]

It’s late enough that I don’t feel bad spoiling one of the pangram answers for today and I would just like to say it makes me very happy that one of the pangrams for my birthday is gallivanting

That word always reminds me of that episode of the simpsons where Bart gets a big brother and he comes home and Homer is waiting for him with a drink and accuses him of “gallivanting around with that big brother of yours.”

[fancywalking]

Saw two turtles to start my 40th birthday off

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[fyterx]

[nobrashfestivity]

Marcel Marien, Star Dancer, 1991

[fancywalking]

Another reason I’m adding to my list of why I like going to the movies alone: because sometimes you’ll be meeting someone at the Alamo (which I hate but it was the only option) and the person is late and you’re not sure if they’re gonna get in on time because the Alamo stops seating at a certain time after the movie starts. WHY IS THIS SO STRESSFUL

[fancywalking]

My friend made it on time! And we saw Maddie’s Secret which was great. And as a side note, the last two times I’ve gone to the Alamo no one has ever even looked at my ticket. Is it just the honor system there or what? Pick a very empty showing and just waltz in, I guess?

[fancywalking]

Another reason I’m adding to my list of why I like going to the movies alone: because sometimes you’ll be meeting someone at the Alamo (which I hate but it was the only option) and the person is late and you’re not sure if they’re gonna get in on time because the Alamo stops seating at a certain time after the movie starts. WHY IS THIS SO STRESSFUL

[catchymemes]

[thyrell]

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

[thyrell]

irs.

[efoxgirl]

[jabberding0]

Wei Weaving is a Chinese artist

[nepharim-tree]

[undeadhousewife]

[lesbianshepard]

phrasing of this is taking me out

[voregeoisie]

[katelyn-danger]

Harder to crucify a being with eight legs

[biscoff-und-taxis]

#spider Jesus died on the asterisk for our sins

you can’t just leave this in the tags

[fancywalking]

I just got to a part in Against the Day where two guys are given fezes (fezzes?) for disguise and one of them is way too small for one guy and the other is way too big for the other guy, so they switch fezzes but somehow this doesn’t solve the problem. And then a third character tells them some lore that anyone who is not a true Muslim will be rejected by their own fez, and says “You can’t fool the fez. The fez knows all.”

[fancywalking]

I grew up in a rural area so we weren’t hooked up to the town water supply and instead had our own well, which is what most people do where I live. My mom just revealed to me that the way they put their well in was that they first got a old guy with a wooden dowsing rod to come out and walk around the property and tell them where to drill for water. I’M SORRY WHAT. THIS IS STILL A THING????

[fancywalking]

A few months ago I started reading Against the Day which is 1,085 pages long and I just hit page 800. PLEASE CLAP

[fancywalking]

I'm in the middle of reading Emma for the first time and I swear to god Mr. Knightley better not be the one who bought Jane Fairfax the pianoforte. DON'T SPOIL IT FOR ME

[huffylemon]

[fancywalking]

I’m turning 40 on the 19th and appropriately when I tried to yank my laundry bag out of my old lady cart it was stuck in on Saturday I pulled something in my back that still hurts and makes it so I can’t lift my leg higher than a few inches past the ground. I love my falling apart body haha jk I hate it.