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I really don't feel that comfortable sharing in a public setting.

[romanceyourdemons]

we need fewer songs about falling in love and breaking up and MORE songs about famous disasters of the sea

[romanceyourdemons]

being told you’d cruise the seas for american gold you’d fire no guns, shed no tears, now you’re a broken man on a halifax pier might not be a universal experience, but like neither is the club. so a little perspective might be nice

[fancywalking]

Once in a while at work someone asks me for a referral for therapy and there’s no like, secret database for that so I just google it like everyone else. And sometimes you’ll be googling and find a bunch of providers who all work at the same address so you’re like “oh okay must be like a whole practice there.” But the thing about those office parks is that there are a LOT of different people and stores sharing a building. Dental practice next to reiki next to concrete supplier, etc.

So you might, say, search an address to find the name of the mental health clinic and stumble upon a business called “Birds By Us.” And if you’re me, and you’ve seen a bunch of weird names for mental health clinics over the years, you might briefly think “huh I wonder how that name relates to mental health treatment? Is it a pun? Did they mean ‘birds like us’ as in ‘birds of a feather’ as in like, ‘we’re all in this together?’”

No, reader. They did not. It is a store where you can buy birds.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Finally, a microwave for tall people.

[vintage-tigre]

[aloyhh]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[fancywalking]

I saw a guy wearing the Julia Roberts "A Low Vera" shirt today and thought I was hallucinating

[scaryselfship]

[i-am-the-myrmidon]

[razpberrypie]

[fancywalking]

Here’s my foolproof way to get over a work crush: listen to him talk about his teenage daughter and refer to her as an idiot

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[everythingnowshow]

we filmed a commercial for NaturaPine Flavored Toothpicks, but forgot to record sound

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[fancywalking]

You know how people have like earworms where they hear a certain pattern of speech and they think about a song lyric that sounds similar? Well mine is in Aqualung where he says "sitting on a park bench" because there are a LOT of things that sound like that. "Vacuuming the carpet" "Putting in my contacts" "Throwing out the garbage"

Once you start hearing it it's EVERYWHERE

[frontmansdefender]

RIP to the legend

[fancywalking]

It’s always a stupid promotional thing but just once when I read an email that starts with “regarding your recent order” I would love for the sentence to end with something like “it was HAUNTED we’re so sorry”

[great-and-small]

Don’t mind me just thinking about the hole in the middle of the United States where Chipping sparrows refuse to fuck

[great-and-small]

[kidsinthehallpics]

Not now, Murray! Not now, Murray! Not now, Murray!