fandang1

Hello! This is primarily a collection of things to make me laugh in the future + various fandom stuff. 

[rosemehdee]

hurting ur friend with a really sad headcanon like 

[unreliable--narrator-archive]

[Image ID: A sad face made out of a colon and parentheses correcting to a smirky face in grey predictive text off of the sad face’s parentheses. /End ID]

[dykekarkat]

need more neil getting kidnapped fics for the express purpose of putting andrew in the torment nexus

[goldensunset]

[fable2]

They should have let us sleep with Elminster in bg3. Not because I personally want to romance Elminster ever but because of the psychological damage it would do to Gale. Imagine

[lesbiantiana]

if you had the money/time/resources to bring your OC’s story to life, what medium would you choose?

a book/book series

a comic book/graphic novel

a webcomic

a tv show/cartoon

a movie

a play/musical

an album

a video game

I don’t have any original characters

Voting ended on3h

[strawberrydykke]

opened up ravelry to look at patterns and the very first thing i saw was

The Garment by Robert Cole

[littlebirdinagarden]

I had to immediately look for myself and I feel like this post needs the addition of the very first line in the pattern description

[sentient-mawce]

They’re all so ridiculous I love them

[sentient-mawce]

And this was the best part so I just had to add it

[strangesmallbard]

no nuance friday. i wish ai was a person who i could turn into a flea. a harmless, little flea. and then i’ll put that flea in a box, and then i’ll put that box inside of another box, and then i’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives i’ll smash it WITH a hammer!!

[what-even-is-thiss]

So I don’t play the sims super often so I didn’t know that evil sims can do an “evil workout” which seems to just be a normal workout except sometimes they pause to laugh maniacally.

[childlikemperor]

the funnest part of reading books is telling people the plot like its hot gossip

[minyard-05]

my absolute favourite part of the golden raven is when jeremy says "good thing neil was here when grayson died, he gave jean a good alibi!" and kevin and andrew look at each other like "he fucking killed that guy" and that's actually canon. that happened

[findmeinthealps]

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

[ghost-kings-court-jester]

The thing is, everyone in TGCF is old as fuck, right? Like, most of the main characters are 800+, BUT only Xie Lian feels like he is spiritually 800.

Like, that man has lived, breathed and died for every second of all those 800 years; he is peepaw. Everyone else is still very much like 17-30 mentally, and it FUCKING shows. Heaven just feels like the PHD corners of a college campus.

Hua Cheng is the only one who even comes close to being on Xie Lian’s level, but that’s cause he is one of those young people with the souls of an ancient being kinda characters like he’s giving teen vampire boyfriend like he still very much feels like he’s 25 but he’s been 25 forever.

Xie Lian feels like he’s having his 80th mid life crisis in every scene. Like, genuinely, the ghosts were right to call Xie Lian granduncle; that is a peepaw with his twink husband, and I stand by that.

[darkbluetennessee]

we're over halfway through 2026. what are everyone's most beloved books of the year so far?

[thunderpot]

Die! Just die! If you can’t die, then just dig a hole somewhere and pretend to be dead!

[spinejackel]

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

[xeno-lalia]

I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object it’s harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a client’s face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.

[soapydoll]

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

[soapydoll]

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”