[pissogyny-deactivated20131228]

a lady in the streets but asleep in the bed

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

[cornchipz-revival]

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

[inkary]

this is how i lost a precious pistachio cashmere sweater

[eastegg-deactivated20200528]

mentally i am living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in the woods of oregon and it’s foggy and i am wearing a big sweater and baking banana bread

[sacetcendre]

[iscomadrid]

If this ain’t the cutest shit 😍😍😂💔

[brawlcloud]

me watching Sherlock Is Garbage, And This Is Why for the fifth time:

[brawlcloud]

you all ready know what time it is!!!

[useoul]

October 1st

[o-lascaux-o]

when you hear the THUD of a cat landing on the floor that shouldn’t have been on the counter in the first place

[beeloved]

Person: Halloween isn’t until the end of October there’s no need to get excited about it yet

Me on September 30th, ready to get spooky at 12am Oct 1st:

[whatsdifferentincanada]

[snatch-daddy]

It doesn’t make us go crazy. We just don’t understand the why. No one has ever satisfactorily explained why bagged milk is better than milk in jugs.

[unclebeanbag]

There is no literal reason since the jugs we use are just as cheap as bags and with a bag you need to put it into something as soon as it’s opened because otherwise you’re crying over spilt milk

[rantingmacaron]

I don’t understand why y'all use jugs though. They’re so impractical.

[unclebeanbag]

No they’re not. You have a self contained stand able container. 

With a bag you have one floppy boi

[archivedtdp-deactivated20240111]

We have holders for that. There’s no real difference.

[carnival-phantasm]

Wouldn’t it be crazy if there was a way you could hold milk without grabbing a separate holder? Some sort of solid plastic or cardboard container, that would be so cool.

[lenins-and-things]

Then there are Soviet milk pyramids. Those are the oddest milk containers of all but they’re really cool.

[insurrectionary-frybreadism-dea]

Thanks! That’s horrible! Curse you for sharing!

[nep33ts]

I LOVE THIS PYRAMID

[mr-laugh-deactivated20210601]

I didn’t know there were so many ways to transport milk incorrectly

[thelostswede]

[blueartistic813]

TONIGHT

[gallusrostromegalus]

Happy First of Halloween Everyone!

[memesandlaughs]

[bestnatesmithever]

But seriously. Which one is which?

[prasejeebus]

[did-you-know]

Source

[thetalonforyourhead]

Originally posted by piratevanrock

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

I was concerned that there was no price listed per sq ft on the source site, so I looked it up and they are CHEAP AND AFFORDABLE NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE.  The bigger homes cost around $34.74/sq.ft (one of the smallest runs ~$15k, but a 4-bed 4-bath home is ~$66.6k,  which is damn affordable when comparable homes in my area are closer to five times that price).  Color me in love.  [x]

[thepinkchaospanda]

@pessimistlass BABE. HOBBIT HOLES. OH MY GOD.

[justthefangirl]

This. This is the goal. This is the dream. A 4-Bed/Bath Hobbit Hole to live in with my bae <3

[xsunnyeclipse]

[coldgamekelv]

My first time holding a sloth today 😭

[broadwaydork23]

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT’S HOLY

TURN ON THE SOUND