Sweet mother, I cannot weave

[rollinsland]

[augustmourn]

me and the bad bitch i pulled by showing up at his workplace with syphilis

[willgrahamscock]

genuinely how I feel about recommending this show

[wulfhalls]

why is watching an episode of half man like running a fucking marathon. im 20 mins in and im fucking exhausted. there is this perpetual anticipatory terror of Something (masculinity reasserting itself, shattering the peace created in its gaps and cracks) and that tension never lets up. its like a really well constructed horror film in that way.

[womanbachelor]

oh you just know that niall's publisher is going to love that niall got murdered by his twice-convicted criminal brother who famously was the inspiration for niall's last book. the sales are going to skyrocket baby!!!!

[heavilyironized]

HEARTWARMING: brother who will probably murder you in cold blood very soon is proud of you for being gay

[planefood]

Sign I saw in the city

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[a-simple-moisture-farmer]

pre-reveal shenanigans my beloved

[frentique]

[ohmovie]

The little dark-haired girl's Alice. She's really weird, and she's with Jasper, the blond one who looks like he's in pain.

ALICE CULLEN & JASPER HALE TWILIGHT│2008

[littlemagicalstardust]

Jervis Quote RT'd this GIF on Twitter/X and shared how Chuck is a tremendous base in pro wrestling. Sharing for the fans who didn't see on Twitter/X <3

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[magicalmrmephistopheles]

couldn’t leave this in the tags

[realpersonfacts]

being a male professional athlete is an ontological sin the weight of which can only be balanced by having the sports rpf bloggers do some truly heinous shit to you in the google docs

[iamasalmon]

the thing about fiber art that nobody tells you about is that every single kind of fiber art is a gateway drug to other kinds of fiber art.

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[mjfass]