Sweet mother, I cannot weave

[archivalhaven]

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

[utopians]

I love following people who post abt pro wrestling bc they'll share gifsets of two dudes just straight up having gay sex in the ring and then the camera pans out on a cheering crowd of like 500 people

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Yeah

[scorebug]

[yrmnhtn]

drew parker & marcus mathers | gcw: homecoming weekend 2025 | night 1

+

[lichposting]

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[mostlovedwrestlershiptournament]

Most Beloved Wrestler Ship Tournament

ROUND 5 - Matchup #1

Chrisdrew (Chris Brookes X Drew Parker)

Timeless Love Bombs (Mina Shirakawa X Toni Storm)

Voting ended onJul 24

Propaganda:

Chrisdrew

-They knew eachother for ages on the indies, chris put drew forward for his first major deathmatch and helped him with a gimmick that got him over before that. They both moved to japan within months of eachother and became inseparable. They started a promotion together which chris still runs now drew is back in the uk. Chris was sometimes ringside for drews huge title matches in japan amd would bandage him up. They both are vocal about their love for eachother. Chris invited drew rhe the christmas day chocopro filming because it was lock down. They would do twitch streams together and commentary together for TJPW. When drew retired and left japan, chris nearly cried as he closed a show of the promotion they started together when he mentioned how drew would usually do the closer. After drew came back to wrestling they'they'd had a few interactions online but then people found out drew had been to visit him in japan with neither of them postinf anything about it. People only found out when chris sent out his merch the next month which includes chekis uou can buy, and one was off the two of them! They havent wrestled eachother in ages until a match last year which was genuinely the most real raw match i've ever watched, where drew burst into tears at the end of it because they've been through so much together and apart and this felt so real and cathartic for them both.

Timeless Love Bombs

-This relationship is genuinely timeless.

-They are two talented wrestlers, two fun characters with great chemistry on and off the ring.

-let's go lesbians let's go 💪💪

-They’re married in kayfabe and trauma bonded after their dalliances with Mariah May.

-they’re married and in love

[tall]

[bulletclubbucks]

YOUNG BUCKS | Honor Rising 2.20.16

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[allelitewrestlings]

[gardenofdelete998]

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[pillmillipedes]

I'm so fucking normal that regular expressions are just expressions to me

[mostlovedwrestlershiptournament]

Most Beloved Wrestling Ship Tournament

ROUND 4 - Matchup #1

Protoshita (Konosuke Takeshita X Kyle Fletcher)

Chrisdrew (Chris Brookes X Drew Parker)

Voting ended onJul 21

Propaganda:

Protoshita

-Theyre married and I must have hope that it is this marriage that will help Takeshita drag Kyle alone with him on his face turn -they've got a matching tag graphic and survived okada's homewrecking attempts

Chrisdrew

-They knew eachother for ages on the indies, chris put drew forward for his first major deathmatch and helped him with a gimmick that got him over before that. They both moved to japan within months of eachother and became inseparable. They started a promotion together which chris still runs now drew is back in the uk. Chris was sometimes ringside for drews huge title matches in japan amd would bandage him up. They both are vocal about their love for eachother. Chris invited drew rhe the christmas day chocopro filming because it was lock down. They would do twitch streams together and commentary together for TJPW. When drew retired and left japan, chris nearly cried as he closed a show of the promotion they started together when he mentioned how drew would usually do the closer. After drew came back to wrestling they'they'd had a few interactions online but then people found out drew had been to visit him in japan with neither of them postinf anything about it. People only found out when chris sent out his merch the next month which includes chekis uou can buy, and one was off the two of them! They havent wrestled eachother in ages until a match last year which was genuinely the most real raw match i've ever watched, where drew burst into tears at the end of it because they've been through so much together and apart and this felt so real and cathartic for them both.