DEMONFUCKER

Winter|Any pronouns|INTP|Aquarius|Slytherclaw; don't follow me if your blog is nsfw. ask me about my ocs

[rainbowgazes-archive]

Why is this in the overwatch potg font

[metalbatteryzone]

[yteicosanievilew]

we need

‘request to follow’ feature

follower-only posts

unrebloggable posts

[parentless-suggestions]

Shout out to the kids with bizarre ass triggers!! I fucking hate couches because that’s where my deadbeat neglectful dad spends all his time and that’s fine!

[moodstabilizers]

i love this post because people are tagging their bizarre triggers and i feel not so alone

[ricktheknight]

[setheverman]

tumblr staff, throwing live snakes at my face: Enjoy This New Update! :)

[ghost-maya]

you’ve heard of SuperWhoLock

you’ve heard of Rise of the Brave Tangled Frozen Dragons

you’ve heard of UnderTaliStuck

you’ve heard of Steven Falls Over

you’ve heard of Dear Chill Heathers

now get ready for

[florentineking]

[thetinytabbycat]

Bada boom

I love this guy ;^;

[theabyssmeowsback]

hey trans friends

if you need binders/breast forms/makeup/etc but don’t want your parents to know, now is the best time to get it. 

you can order whatever it is online and when the package comes in if the ask what it is you can say something like “it’s a secret!” or even just sssh them. they’ll assume it’s a present for whatever holiday you celebrate and probably won’t press the issue.

[lunarecord]

oh my god this is amazing

[autspoon]

HOLY SHIT i had never thought of sth like this before thats fricking genius

[majortvjunkie-deactivated201305]

L is for the way you look at me

[majortvjunkie-deactivated201305]

O is for the only one I see

[majortvjunkie-deactivated201305]

V is very very extraordinary

[chainsawpunk]

Egg

[bicinno]

Reblog if it's OK for other artists to draw your OCs

Sometimes I get too timid to send asks to ask. I want to see how many people are ok with artists drawing their OCs!

[pink1027]

Me: I enjoyed Sonic Forces.

Someone else:

[grawly]

I’ve had Disney XD playing in the background for the past two days because I’m sick and I want some connection to the outside world playing constantly and I don’t think there’s been a period longer than an hour where they haven’t been playing Phineas and Ferb or Adam Sandler’s Bedtime Stories and I feel like I’m trapped in some kind of bizarre time loop. I don’t want to change the channel either because I want to see how long this is going to go on for. I don’t think I will change the channel until it stops. 

[grawly]

I’ve woken up from a nap on two different days to see the same exact part of Bedtime Stories playing on my TV. It was the part where Adam Sandler was floating in this weird futuristic stadium and getting his ear tickled by his opponent. I went back to bed both times. I’m almost positive these were two different days though.

[grawly]

Worth noting I don’t actually have the sound on. I just want the flashing images on. I’ve only turned the sound on once to find out what was happening on Phineas and Ferb because they were doing the Caramelldansen in Tokyo (which is weird because Caramelldansen isn’t even Japanese; it’s Sweedish as I recall.)

[grawly]

Phineas and Ferb is still on.

[grawly]

Phineas and Ferb is still on.

[grawly]

Phineas and Ferb is still on.

[woofumz]

hey, is it still on?

[grawly]

lemme check

[grawly]

holy shit wreck it ralph is starting

[bpdsnek]

my mitochondria clearly aren’t working because this bitch has NO FUCKING ENERGY

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

Mitochondria machine broke

[kamuis]

actually the funny thing is that this post is basically describing what researchers now think is the underlying cause in chronic fatigue syndrome (as in there is notable dysfunction in mitochondria that means less ATP is produced, especially under stresses)

[caramel-ramamel-blog]

THIS BITCH EMPTY

[hxavensxnt-blog]

Y E E T

[wylia]

90% of ur time spent in Sinnoh is u cleaning ur badges

[wylia]

the other 10% ur saving ur game

[marklinn-baker]

fictionkin ask meme: send me a character you think i’d be kin of

[sovietico-deactivated20131127]

[eccecorinna]

wrathofprawn:

for those not in the know, night witches were russian lady bombers who bombed the shit out of german lines in WW2. Thing is though, they had the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world. The engines used to conk out halfway through their missions, so they had to climb out on the wings mid flight to restart the props. the planes were also so noisy that to stop germans from hearing them combing and starting up their anti aircraft guns, they’d climb up to a certain height, coast down to german positions, drop their bombs, restart their engines in midair, and get the fuck out of dodge.

their leader flew over 200 missions and was never captured.

how the fuck is this not taught in every single history class ever

[fallbeil1]

pilots (◡‿◡✿) 

girl pilots (◕‿◕✿)

girl pilots killing nazis ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[101st-analborne-deactivated2014]

But, remember, women never did anything in history.

[freedominwickedness]

This is laughably incorrect.

Fact 1: Although technologically obsolete as of WWII, the Polikarpov Po-2 “Kukuruznik” biplanes flown by the 588th Night Bomber Regiment were in no way ” the oldest, noisiest, crappest planes in the entire world.” The Po-2 was first flown in 1929 and remained in production until 1953 due to its low cost and extreme reliability. It is, in fact, the second most produced aircraft in history, and the most produced biplane in history. The night bombers flew brand new, specially modified Po-2s fitted with bomb racks and machine guns.

Fact 2: The Po-2 was extremely quiet; Germans nicknamed it the Nähmaschine (“sewing machine”) due to the muted rattling sound its tiny little 99-horsepower radial engine made. The night bombers would fly these quiet little planes just a few meters off the ground, then climb to higher altitude, cut the engine, and glide to the attack point so that the Germans would have no warning of an incoming attack other than wind whistling through the wing bracing-wires. It wasn’t because the engines were unreliable, it was a planned attack pattern.

Fact 3: Saying “their leader flew over 200 missions” is both inaccurate and damning with faint praise. Whereas most combat pilots fly only one or two sorties per day, all of the 588th Night Bomber Regiment pilots flew multiple missions every night, with the record being eighteen missions flown back-to-back-to-back-to-back in a single night. By the end of the war, most of the “Night Witches” had around a thousand combat sorties under their belts.

The Night Witches were THAT fucking badass, and it pisses me off when people get it all wrong because they’re too damn lazy to do their homework.

[ultralaser]

it got better

[jhameia]

in this day and age, girl pilots killing nazis in the dead of night with quiet sewing machine planes are the role models we need

[jazzybot4]

These ladies are SO METAL. I love them all. And yes. Get your numbers right. They flew SO MANY bombing runs that the Nazis were TERRIFIED of them. Rightly so.