Fandom Hurts

An amalgam of things which cause me pain. 21/female/usa Fandom Includes Mostly -Thor/Avengers -Rise of the Guardians -Hemsworth -Hiddleston -Childhood Nostalgia

[what-even-is-thiss]

Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*

Nearby horse: *neighs*

Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?

Horse: *snorts*

Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?

Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.

Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?

Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.

[fangirltothefullest]

DON’T BE RACIST CARL

[conversationswithamillennial]

That spine comment made me reevaluate my life

[what-even-is-thiss]

Two spines, two ribcages, and six limbs baby! And a tail! Four shoulders!

[nerdy-as-heck]

This picture makes my intellectual half happy but also causes me great pain

[dragon-in-a-fez]

is your intellectual half the horse half or the human half

[beowulf22121]

Head, Abdomen, Thorax. 6 limbs. Insect.

[would-we-be-friends-if-i]

That last comment hit me so hard I felt like Plato when Diogenes plopped a plucked chicken down and declared it a man

[surprisebitch]

it’s 7 limbs. you forgot the centaur cock

[aleisol]

[honeydotes-deactivated20210606]

It took a few months, but my positive horror series is finally finished! A silly little project I started late September ended up with 14 images and rekindling my love of horror!

And as always, these designs can be purchased as stickers, prints, bags, pillows and more on my Redbubble store! 

[ratliker1917]

europe is so weird because you have like all of southern europe with like just incredibly good and flavorful culinary traditions and then you have countries like the netherlands where you’re surprised they haven’t figured out a way to boil peat from a bog to serve it on a plate, unseasoned

[storybookmagic]

oh fuck off garlic munching marxist whore

(OP has penis envy of our sausages served with stampot)

[ratliker1917]

Refo cunt fucking seething because his bog peat had a hint of black pepper in it and he had to spend the rest of the day gargling raw milk to make the burn go away while red in the face and shooting steam from his ears.

[batslime]

Fuck yeah white on white violence!!

[eraserheadbeaniebaby]

[anime--irl]

anime_irl

[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

I can’t believe 2021 is in 3 months

[kudzuman-deactivated20220925]

[milfholder]

here’s a twitter thread of charities related to colon cancer that you can donate to in honor of chadwick boseman (x)

here’s a suicide hotline for if any of you are in need of immediate support (x)

please take care of yourselves and your friends tonight everyone

[milfholder]

more from twitter 

here’s a thread of black cancer fundraisers/research fundraising (x)

here’s a thread of fundraisers for black students of the arts (x)

[otahkoapisiakii]

!!!IMPORTANT FOR BLACK US VOTERS!!!

I saw this on Facebook and went to check my registration status, sure it was fine because I voted recently, but I put in the info and it said I’m not registered

PLEASE, especially if you’re a Black voter, check your registration status at vote.org

[elyseeeeew-deactivated20250306]

Know your status

[mistressvioleta]

Does your last name sound anything like Lopez, Martinez, or Rodriguez? Mine does. When I saw this post I checked my voter registration status online with my state. Despite registering just three months ago, I was no longer registered to vote, and I did not receive my ballot. If you live in a mail-in voting state and you didn’t get your ballot, contact your county election official/county clerk for a replacement.

[symphonyofmars]

Make sure you check with your state’s voting site as well. I just had the shit scared out of me because that website said I was registered, but when I checked my state’s site (and made sure I had the right county selected) it said I was registered.

It’s worth checking your state’s site every few months anyway (especially when any election is coming up).

[explorerrowan]

Texas is definitely purging voters. They’re also making it harder to re-register if they purged you. I hate that this is true, but POC will need to check and check frequently to stay registered in Texas.

College students, too. In the 2014 election, I had to vote in San Marcos, and I can’t tell you how many Texas State students were turned away because they didn’t cross all the t’s and dot all the i’s on getting their registration transferred and current.

[hashtagloveloses]

i use a site called TurboVote run by a nonprofit that sends me reminders based on where im registered to vote before every election. it sends me an email to remind me to check my registration, to apply for absentee ballots, etc. it’s helpful so that you can check if you’ve been purged regularly (and participate in the local races that never get any publicity); https://turbovote.org/

[stevviefox]

Please register and check with your town/city hall often to make sure you are still registered. Please vote.

[waknatious]

THIS IS A REMINDER

You have about two months to make sure you’re registered to vote by mail in the US.

[actionplatformer]

Oh, damn! It’s nothing. It’s stupid!

[roastgrief-deactivated20160204]

this sound like a bjork song

[andhumanslovedstories]

I must embarrass myself for reasons of accountability so I need the worst picture of Shane Madej I can find so I can convey to people who don’t know him why the fact that he’s like my last remaining male crush is A Lot For Me To Process, and Shane sure has made this task hard by presenting me with not a lack of stupid pictures but rather an embarrassment of riches

[andhumanslovedstories]

I want to be clear: I think he is a smart funny man with a good personality and good looks. I also think he has done things with his head and facial hair that make me extremely confused about myself and make me feeling like a 19th century washerwoman with a crush on an itinerant painter with big dreams, no money, and the mustache of a pervert

[whitepeopletwitter]

[veryfunnymemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sunfortune]

[batou]

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

[themadcapmathematician]

what the fuck do you think a tumblr is

[odinsblog]

[iveofficiallygonemad]

[Image description:

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @ AOC tweeted: The United States of America should not have secret police.

Her second tweet says: Federal Law enforcement officers should have their identifying information displayed while on duty.

This is basic.

@ EleanorNorton and I have introduced legislation to make it law.

She leaves the following link: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thenation.com/article/society/aoc-bill-federal-identification/tnamp/

A House Bill Would Require Feds to Identify Themselves

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will introduce the legislation, following controversial arrests in Portland.

End ID]

[mustardtigress]

rest in power john lewis