My Inconsistent Obsessions

[fredersen]

has this been done yet

[schrodingers-tribble]

Delete the internet and leave only this video

[annaknitsspock]

I SCREAMED ALOUD

[apriki]

[drtanner]

Shit, I lost it at “I am the 11th plague”. 

[knightofleo]

American Shorthair Knight

Abyssinian Bard

Norwegian Forest Cat Shaman

Persian Scholar

Bombay Assassin

Sphynx Fighter

Scottish Fold Warrior

Bengal Archer

Turkish Angora Healer

Maine Coon Berserker

Siamese Magician

Russian Blue Thief

Kyoung Hwan Kim - Army of Wool

more by Kyoung Hwan Kim

[monkeysaysficus]

Literally the greatest post ever.

[gemstonechronologist]

Excuse me, why the fuck isn’t this an MMORPG I’d play the shit outta this.

[gahdamnpunk]

THIS is why representation is important

[memehumor]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard but I almost cried

[panicatthefitspo-blog]

Today my mum showed me a message my dad put in the newspaper for their 4th wedding anniversary.

To Sue,

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I hate onions,

But I still love you.

From Andy.

P.S. You’re still worth more than the 30 cows my dad paid for you.

[panicatthefitspo-blog]

How freakin’ awesome is my dad??

[gyppa-deactivated20181011]

[lightshadowverisimilitude]

This is one of the most horrifying things I have ever seen. Horse shoe is way worse than the golf course flip flop.

[copperbadge]

Oh my god what the fuck

[frostyemma]

I found your birthday present

@firebirdscratches

[firebirdscratches]

HORSE SHOE omg it’s a visual pun someone get me a hammer

[haiku-robot]

horse shoe omg it’s a visual pun someone get me a hammer

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[sufficientlylargen]

@elodieunderglass Is there a specific ratio of (horrible thing)/(leg) necessary to qualify for your #horrible things with legs tag?

[elodieunderglass]

uhhhhhhh well it’s less of a mathematical decision and more of a Supreme Court kind of ruling, like the 1964 “I know it when I see it” approach, and son, I can say just by looking at it that you have DEFINITELY found a horrible thing with legs

[weloveshortvideos]

[how-do-magoo-deactivated2020052]

this is the purest video I’ve ever laid my sinning eyes on

[lilgivenchyprincess]

Wow

[frozen-felix]

[vergeangst]

Why can’t I stop watching this

[vergeangst]

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

[xxfluffypandazxx]

He l p m e

[vergeangst]

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

[hijerking]

the amount of garlic the recipe asks for: 1 clove

the amount of garlic I think the recipe deserves: at least 4 cloves

[blurryhaveitjoeway]

[samandriel]

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[samandriel]

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

[samandriel]

in case you were wondering this is him

[samandriel]

It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

[jjtaylor]

Quality rooster

[maljic]

2017 Stanley Cup Winners

[onlytwitterpics]

[hardyness]

Disney’s Beauty and the beast cast → Is Gaston a villain or misunderstood?

I see him as the biggest villainous threat in any of the Disney films. He has no special powers. He’s not Jafar, or Ursula, or Maleficent. He’s a human being! He’s an arrogant, narcissistic, bigoted, chauvinistic, self-absorbed man who, once he’s told no, is driven by jealousy and revenge to fuel the fear of quite an idiotic group of villagers to go kill something they’ve never seen before. I mean, it resonates massively to what’s happening in the political climate throughout the world now. Luke Evans

[shanology]

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

[littleturtleduck]

[hamsalad]

[sherlockbbc]

why is this so unfailingly funny every single time