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I don't really know

[shieldofiron]

I can hear it in his accent.

[myshippinglove]

"I was born pretty, I been pretty, I stay pretty".

Yup, that's right Hudson 😌

[myshippinglove]

"Hudson Williams is actually so damn f**cking pretty..."

Awww Hudson got a bit shy there 🤭 and I love how Connor delivered that line.

[just--a--lark]

Serpentine Fanart

I am a sucker for gift art (most of my HR art at this point IS gift art for fanfics, oops). Read "Serpentine" by @penandinkprincess and I LOVE Spaghetti and I love baby Shane having an unconventional pet! So I wanted to doodle the two babies together OvO

Put baby Shane in a Centaur's jersey because I DO know some of the lore (I did purchase the Game Changers series but I have yet to read them as I am instead reading fanfic 😅).

Also reminded me of when **I** was 8 and I got to see/pet a little baby snake at the pet store; it was a black ribbon snake and honestly I would've love to have it but no pets for me till I was 10, and by then it was rodents so I guess it was a missed connection YuY Though my mom DID like snakes so like-not a completely similar experience to Shane and Yuna, haha.

Anyways that's that on that. Please read check out the fic!

[hollanovarchive]

hi!! I'm looking for a fic I lost where shane and ilya do an interview and thats pretty much all I can remember 😭 I think it was mostly about them being married post outing and all but thats petty much it 😭

thank you for your help!!!

Yikes. There are so many fics about married hollanov doing an interview. Do you have anything else specific that would set this fic apart from others and could help with the search? Ill see what I can find, but I'll only list a few because there are so many out there.

The Long Awaited Tell-All. 

After a year of marriage, and at the end of Shane's first season with the Centaurs, Ilya and Shane decide to tell their story on their terms.

Fourth Year Interview 

Shane and Ilya do their yearly interview as husbands on the Ottawa Centaurs

Media Availability 

Shane agrees to one post-game interview with Ilya. Ilya is determined to make sure everyone knows how brilliant, beautiful, and perfect his husband is.

[tinylilhollander]

Ilya always has a mop of frizzy wild curls at the cottage because

They're always in and out of the water – lake swims, pool swims, hot tub, showers – so doing his curl routine each time would be crazy when he could be spending that precious time sucking his boyfriend's dick.

Shane's not the biggest fan of how Ilya's styling products feel. He'll tolerate it, but Ilya can tell by his face that the texture isn't his favourite. Less product = more hair touching.

Shane's hands are always in his hair. When they're kissing. When they're watching a movie. When they fuck. When Ilya sits with his head in Shane's lap. When they're napping on the couch together. Shane's hands are usually full of a handful of Ilya's curls.

Shane seems to really like it. One time Shane said Ilya's fluffy hair made him look like a duckling and he's been chasing that high ever since.

He just prefers this version of him that doesn't need to look perfect and be perfect to be loved and adored. Shane never makes him feel lazy for letting his hair get a little wild over summer. He kisses his temples and tells him he's so fucking beautiful.

[damnnmilkovich]

[mojoscircus]

Shane learning how to make all the Russian dishes Ilya grew up with as a child. He contacts Svetlana to know what were his favorites. He even finds an international grocery store that has some of Ilya’s favorite snacks and candy. Shane feels so proud of himself every time he presents the food to Ilya, who immediately gets all misty eyed and peppers Shane with kisses, telling him all kinds of sweet nothings in Russian.

[wriwi]

@madamoisellemabry I hope you like it! Inspired by this.

[Ilya] GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH YOU—

[Shane] Why the fuck are you shouting in my direction?

[Ilya] No, baby, I was—

[Shane] I'm right here. I'm literally in the same room.

[Ilya] I know, I know, I'm sorry, I didn't mean—

[Shane] Didn't mean to what? Yell "go make me a sandwich" at me?

[Ilya] No, it was for the video, I was doing the thing, the trend—

[Shane] What trend?

[Ilya] The TikTok trend, where you pretend to be an asshole and then you reveal it's a joke—

[Shane] You were pretending to be an asshole. At me.

[Ilya] No, I wasn't—yes, but not really, I was going to say "and that's what he said to her" and then you were supposed to say "omg no way"—

[Shane] Why would I say that.

[Ilya] Because that's the bit!

[Shane] I don't know the bit.

[Ilya] I know, I'm sorry, I should've told you, I just thought it would be funnier if it was natural—

[Shane] You thought me being confused and yelled at would be funny.

[Ilya] …When you say it like that.

[Shane] How else would I say it.

[Ilya] Baby, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, you know I didn't mean it—

[Shane] I know you didn't mean it. That's not the point.

[Ilya] Then what is the point?

[Shane] The point is you started filming and shouted "go make me a sandwich" at me like I was some prop in your TikTok.

[Ilya] You're not a prop, you're the whole show, you're the reason it's funny—

[Shane] I'm not doing the show.

[Ilya] Okay, okay, we don't have to post it, I'll delete it, I'll—

[Shane] You already posted it?

[Ilya] I—maybe?

[Shane] Ilya.

[Ilya] It went up ten seconds ago, I didn't think you'd—

[Shane] How many views.

[Ilya] …I don't want to say.

[Shane] Ilya.

[Ilya] A lot. It's a lot. People think you're hilarious.

[Shane] I didn't say anything.

[Ilya] Exactly. Your face. Your "why the fuck are you shouting in my direction." It's perfect. You're perfect.

[Shane] …

[Ilya] Baby. Shane, baby. I'm sorry. I love you so much. I'm sorryyyyy. I'll do the dishes for a month.

[Shane] Two months.

[Ilya] Two months. Done. And I'll make you a sandwich.

[Shane] I don't want a sandwich.

[Ilya] What do you want?

[Shane] …For you to not film me without warning.

[Ilya] Done. Never again. Swear on my life.

[Shane] And you have to go in the comments and tell everyone I don't actually make you sandwiches.

[Ilya] But you do make me sandwiches.

[Shane] Ilya.

[Ilya] Fine. "Shane does not make me sandwiches. I make my own sandwiches. I am a feminist king."

[Shane] No.

[Ilya] "Shane is a strong independent man who does not serve me?"

[Shane] Ilya.

[Ilya] "I, Ilya Rozanov, am a feminist king. Shane is my equal partner and I respect his autonomy."

[Shane] Stop.

[Ilya] "Ilya Rozanov is a liar and a fraud. Shane deserves better. Please clap." Okay okay I'm sorry... Can I at least keep the video up?

[Shane] No.

[Ilya] But the views—

[Shane] The views can go to hell.

[Ilya] The views are already in hell. They're commenting "divorce him" and "he's gaslighting you" and "run king."

[Shane] They think I'm the problem?

[Ilya] No, they think you're the victim. I'm the villain.

[Shane] Ilya.

[Ilya] Sorry. Shutting up. Feminist king over here. Silent. Respectful. Not saying another word.

[4e-hollanov]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/76011511/chapters/198875836

[secretsacredscared]

Was anyone going to tell me about this?

Call your friends, call your wife, get them to sign up and vote for the cottage, etcetera

[cottagedepository]

How Leo of you (with a Scorpio touch)

by lorarawr

Ilya Rozanov is having a very good night. He’s scored a goal, his edges are perfect, and his chirping of the Vegas Golden Knights’ roster is reaching art-form levels of arrogance. But hockey is a game of physics and ruts in the ice, and it only takes one meaningless check in the third period for Ilya’s season to shatter in a single, sickening crack.

Three hundred miles away, Shane Hollander is forced to watch the replay in a silent equipment room.

When Shane finally breaks and calls Boston forward Cliff Marlow, he expects to be met with confusion or hostility. Instead, he finds that the Boston Bears have been keeping a secret for years— and Shane starts to realize the differences between Montreal and Boston span further than he was ever ready for.

What follows is meddling teammates who insist on doing laundry, PT that involves more sitting and standing reps than really feels necessary, and a boyfriend who is one research paper away from a medical degree. Plus, so much kale.

Or: The one where Ilya breaks his leg, the Bears decide they love Shane Hollander, and everyone argues over who gets to be who in NHL 18.

[blueberrypawww]

cigarette after hockey🚬🏒

hi y’all, i’m trying to get more attention for my arts, since i always get little to no attention (i just want moots artist on the same fandom😭😭🥀🥀)

i’m also on instagram with the same username!!

[hollanovoutofcontext]

This chat is dangerous — 5,6k/completed

another WAG Ilya fic <3

[mysecretheatedrivalrysideblog]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Characters: Rose Landry Additional Tags: Social Media, Texting, Outing, Relationship Reveal, Angst and fluff and humor, Homophobia, the metros suck ass as usual, Homophobic Language, down pathetic ilya rozanov lmao Series: Part 15 of ways they didn’t find out, Part 9 of hr: online edn Summary:

r/RoseLandry

Anonymous: Click link below to see Part 1 of Rose Landry’s private texts. Part 2 to be uploaded soon.

Click here…

Comments

@rrredditor1837393 no way this is real lol

@secretaccount656 Uh has no one else seen the bit about Shane Hollander being gay??? Is this why they broke up????

@selenawrites1 omg not rose and miles chatting shit about under dark hahaha

@rosieposiexxx wait some of the texts between her and Hollander (her MHL ex boyfriend) seem a lil sus…

@secretaccount656 if by a lil sus you mean GAY GAY GAY in big flashing lights and sirens, then yeah, it is a lil sus

(rose’s texts get leaked)

[mekchu]

dai dai dai kirai trend with shane freaking hollander ^_^ !! some stills below

[hollanovoutofcontext]

shanehollander24 replied to realrozanov— 8k/completed

A social media fic in a world where Shane and Ilya didn't get outed and instead decided to soft launch their relationship