Fandoms and chill?

Call me Astra. She/her, 20’s, pansexual, polysaturated. Happily married ♥️ NSFW, MDNI

[dreambelievetoyourselfsblog]

Can I jerk off to innocent pictures of you and tell you which one I came to?

[fexallegraaa]

si grazie

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[deadlyr0s3]

“i need to check something” as you reach into my panties to feel how wet i am

[ohxxlapetitemort]

I want to kiss and suck someone's clit. If I can be perfectly honest with you.

[spicyyhobbits-deactivated202411]

Why yes your honor I would fuck that mutual senseless.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

AO3 DOESN’T HAVE AN APP. AO3 DOESN’T NEED AN APP. YOU’RE GIVING YOUR LOGIN INFO TO SOME SHADY THIRD-PARTY APP THAT’S FULL OF ADS AND GOD KNOWS WHAT

[yourlocalnautilus]

the fact that generative A.I. has created a completely new fundamental doubt in reality (checking to see if an artwork we see is manmade or not) and doubt in the instinct of enjoying art is unforgivable. its sickeningly tragic, and i mean it. NOTHING is worth this price and i hope that everyone will one day realize this.

[romanceyourdemons]

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

[romanceyourdemons]

#ow

[romanceyourdemons]

#stuck

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[rooksandravens]

Is it a glitch or a feature?

[cranberrybogmummy]

Feature

[greelin]

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

[greelin]

no worries if not. will be thinking of you regardless

[quakerjoe]

[reciprocapoeta]

[hikes-and-moans]

In the mood to hear “fuck, you feel so good” 🫣

[satanwithobsession]

Slow make out session that turns into rough, hard fucking and "please let me cum" 😍

[chynaluv]

Blessing your phone with titty pics while you’re at work 🍈

[badtundra]

i hate giving up on people, but i hate forcing shit too

[angelbabymikaa]

sorry i love sluts. i thought we all loved sluts. i thought this was the slut-loving website. my bad i guess