Acidious Raccon @schimmelspore - Tumblr Blog

what's up slumparaders im making a pwp on skz for my friend - cause we're fun like that - if you'd like to help i'd love if you could answer this little form! it's a bunch of skz related questions, all of which you don't have to answer. If you have 2 minutes to spare, that would be grand. This feels really stupid but anything for pie charts on slides. You understand.

hiya! I'm making a skz powerpoint for a friend and I would love to have stats to show her because numbers are fun and I love pie charts. Tha

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try

8nin

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

unscharf-an-den-raendern

POV: Du hast ein neues Smartphone

schimmelspore

I ordered new Pans. I also needed new pans. My Bank Account it crying.

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i also ordered dinner and im a little amused, because i added a beer and its saying that i have to show id and all that jazz and how ill only get my food if my name and birthday are the same on the id as i put in the thing. and im like. hey. website. ive been ordering from this store for years, i promise you they know im not a child and will not check my id lmao

i get why they do it but its still amusing to me.

#i guess i didnt think about kids under 18 being able to order food n shit over their phone #best sign that im getting old because i had to call to order lmao #not to speak about the fact that i have had to have enough pocket money for that shit #oh well

2-point-5

i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

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i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!

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[image description: the epic handshake meme. one arm is labelled gay people and the other is labelled lesbians. in the middle it says "fuck yeah bro". end id]

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hey guys, quick reminder! this post is about uplifting other people!!! tags like 'ugh, but men are gross lol' or 'op has never met a man' are not welcome and will recieve an insta block! men are cool! women are cool! thank you for coming to my fucking ted talk! :-)

jingle-knight

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

I ordered new Pans. I also needed new pans. My Bank Account it crying.

#they arent even expensive i just get mad about buying houshold stuff out of need instead of want

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jay-jay-gone

Are you proud of yourself? Are you happy you made this?

qsy-complains-a-lot

Oh you have no idea.

were-ralph

this made me laugh so hard i started choking and gasping for air

sasukeless

happy pride month and shout out to “there’s nothing wrong with homos, guys”

punkitt-is-here

Hello person having transgender thoughts but convinced they aren't trans because they don't have the requisite amount of dysphoria they think they need

Hi I transitioned without even thinking I had dysphoria. Like later in hindsight I can go "oh that's probably what it was" but for the first year of my transition I was straight up like "I like being a guy but I like being a girl WAY more" and you can do that!! There is no prerequisite amount of suffering needed to make yourself happier.

punkitt-is-here

Gonna include these tags cuz they're good

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victusinveritas

"Now I've shot so many Nazis, Daddy will have to buy me a sable coat." (From his Wikipedia article).

Neil Munro "Bunny" Roger

June 9, 1911-April 27, 1997.

Bunny Roger killed a bunch of Nazis and then invented Capri pants.

He was expelled from Oxford for his indiscrete gayness (discrete gayness being perfectly fine at Oxford and part of the curriculum until...today probably, at least like 1992?). Then, having been sent down to London, he started his own fashion business, and his first client was Vivien Leigh.

Bunny served in WWII, killing fascists in North Africa and Italy, and often wearing a mauve scarf in the field. Roger claimed that he had gone into a battle brandishing a rolled-up copy of VOGUE and commanding: "When in doubt, powder heavily!"

Roger was known in high society for his themed soirées; Diamond, Amethyst, and Flame Balls were held to celebrate his 60th, 70th, and 80th birthdays. He wore a curious plum colored catsuit with a feathered headdress at his 70th birthday ball in 1981. At his 80th, he made his entrance in a catsuit of scarlet sequins with a cape of orange organza, greeting his guests from behind a wall of fire. His parties were covered by the newspapers, including a New Year's Eve Fetish Ball where the proper upper class mixed with young guests in rubber S/M gear.

From an obituary: "Beneath his mauve mannerisms, Bunny was stalwart, frank, dependable and undeceived; to onlookers a passing peacock, to intimates, a life enhancer and exemplary friend."

From another obituary: