Acidious Raccon

Tsu / Zack | He/They | '93 Child | Artist | Artblog: schimmelspore-scribbles.tumblr.com

[schimmelspore]

I ordered new Pans. I also needed new pans. My Bank Account it crying.

[schimmelspore]

i also ordered dinner and im a little amused, because i added a beer and its saying that i have to show id and all that jazz and how ill only get my food if my name and birthday are the same on the id as i put in the thing. and im like. hey. website. ive been ordering from this store for years, i promise you they know im not a child and will not check my id lmao

i get why they do it but its still amusing to me.

[2-point-5]

i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

[basilpaste]

i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!

[2-point-5]

[image description: the epic handshake meme. one arm is labelled gay people and the other is labelled lesbians. in the middle it says "fuck yeah bro". end id]

[2-point-5]

hey guys, quick reminder! this post is about uplifting other people!!! tags like 'ugh, but men are gross lol' or 'op has never met a man' are not welcome and will recieve an insta block! men are cool! women are cool! thank you for coming to my fucking ted talk! :-)

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[schimmelspore]

I ordered new Pans. I also needed new pans. My Bank Account it crying.

[anti-racist-cottagecore]

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[retrowar]

[qsy-complains-a-lot]

[jay-jay-gone]

Are you proud of yourself? Are you happy you made this?

[qsy-complains-a-lot]

Oh you have no idea.

[were-ralph]

this made me laugh so hard i started choking and gasping for air 

[sasukeless]

happy pride month and shout out to “there’s nothing wrong with homos, guys”

[punkitt-is-here]

Hello person having transgender thoughts but convinced they aren't trans because they don't have the requisite amount of dysphoria they think they need

Hi I transitioned without even thinking I had dysphoria. Like later in hindsight I can go "oh that's probably what it was" but for the first year of my transition I was straight up like "I like being a guy but I like being a girl WAY more" and you can do that!! There is no prerequisite amount of suffering needed to make yourself happier.

[punkitt-is-here]

Gonna include these tags cuz they're good

[whatjoup2]

[victusinveritas]

"Now I've shot so many Nazis, Daddy will have to buy me a sable coat." (From his Wikipedia article).

Neil Munro "Bunny" Roger

June 9, 1911-April 27, 1997.

Bunny Roger killed a bunch of Nazis and then invented Capri pants.

He was expelled from Oxford for his indiscrete gayness (discrete gayness being perfectly fine at Oxford and part of the curriculum until...today probably, at least like 1992?). Then, having been sent down to London, he started his own fashion business, and his first client was Vivien Leigh.

Bunny served in WWII, killing fascists in North Africa and Italy, and often wearing a mauve scarf in the field. Roger claimed that he had gone into a battle brandishing a rolled-up copy of VOGUE and commanding: "When in doubt, powder heavily!"

Roger was known in high society for his themed soirées; Diamond, Amethyst, and Flame Balls were held to celebrate his 60th, 70th, and 80th birthdays. He wore a curious plum colored catsuit with a feathered headdress at his 70th birthday ball in 1981. At his 80th, he made his entrance in a catsuit of scarlet sequins with a cape of orange organza, greeting his guests from behind a wall of fire. His parties were covered by the newspapers, including a New Year's Eve Fetish Ball where the proper upper class mixed with young guests in rubber S/M gear.

From an obituary: "Beneath his mauve mannerisms, Bunny was stalwart, frank, dependable and undeceived; to onlookers a passing peacock, to intimates, a life enhancer and exemplary friend."

From another obituary:

He served valiantly in every way.

[shabbytigers]

happy 125th birthday to bunny roger

[victusinveritas]

Found this color photo:

And this in-memoriam piece.

[marzipanandminutiae]

(he did not precisely invent capri pants- Sonja de Lennart did, and they popularized them together)

[thecripchronicals]

Made these about a month ago, figured other spoonies might want to use them

[targetedknowledge]

[frozen-autumns]

transandrophobia tag simulator

cis-person-ally Follow

hey, I know making up a word for your own "oppression" feels good, but have you considered that nothing you experience uniquely occurs to trans men? I know this is hard to process for you birthday bois, but I recommend the term transemasculation. this means the only trans-specific oppression you face is comparable to cis men having their feelings hurt!

tmetransguy Follow

I fucking hate other TMEs man I wish they'd finally die or detransition so I stop getting confused for MRA transandrobro truthers everytime I follow somebody

thesamethingyoureadeveryweek Follow

you guys do experience transphobia, but you inherently have male privilege. you are not oppressed for being a man. you don't experience misogyny. when you transition irl everyone accepts you, because women- I mean trans men ditching femininity for masculinity is rewarded

15 comments from fite-club trying to start shit Unblock

fandomdiscourseblog Follow

all of you in the tag report this fucking freak documenting-transphobia until the blog is gone, they said they don't care what people do in fiction even if they personally find it distasteful

documenting-transphobia Follow

another trans man has been confirmed murdered this month. more are still missing, and the two news articles that mention these murders misgenders the victims to be documented as femicide with no foul play detected. please never forget we exist.

[schimmelspore]

Having a sore throat and having to avoid talking for a week now has been torture. This world is so cruel.

[ibijau]

On topic for pride month is looking through old french chanson de geste and finding one about a trans man/masc lesbian

This princess runs away from her incestuous father by disguising as a man, and of course becomes a cool awesome knight (this IS a chanson de geste) and marries a princess, and when outed to his father in law and forced to undress to prove they're a dude, an angel comes down to announce he's fully a man now and will soon get the princess with child, and the shitty king who wanted to kill the queer couple will die in a week.

anyway look up Yde and Olive. I think there should be more modern retellings of that story. It'd be fun.

[soundoftheirwings]

Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere

So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.

So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.

And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)

[rainbowsky]

If only all fan wars could be settled this way. The world would be a better place.

[cryptotheism]

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

[glazeliights]