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miraisthebottom

Old women yuri <3

fanficxfanatic

God bless

Thought about how I'd do tricks for my Affini for a cookie.

The things I'd do for a chocolate covered butter cookie and some petting would be down right embarrassing

#hdg shitposting #floretposting #you'll never guess that this was a feralist blog at first #was a feralist for a day

racoon-knight

I think we need more fics of Celine going Mama Bear protecting Rumi

that is her baby! her little hunter!

(grown ass woman)

not saying she wouldn't do the same with Mira and Zoey, bc she for sure would

but I've already seen a handful of fics with a premise like that, of her fighting and defending Zoey and Mira against other people

do that with Rumi!

yes, they're all grown self sufficient adults, but Rumi deserves to be protected by her Not Mom! as a treat

sleepingreader

While Eva is a dutch first name, Stratt isn't a Dutch last name.

I hereby present reasons for Eva Stratt to be named that

1. Andy Weir did his research bad (boooring)

2. Stratt has a German dad and a Dutch mom but lives in the Netherlands (plausible)

3. Grace misheard Stratt say 'I'm Deutsch' and assumed she was Dutch (funny as hell and very in character)

fuckedelf

Im giving creepy blowjobs now & they keep telling me they want just the normal ones

auramgold

a lot of people assume psychosis hallucinations are super intense all-consuming horror movie shit like the memes about the hat man or always horrible debilitating things that make you dangerous to be around

but in my experience 95% of my hallucinations are getting spooked by very clearly hearing someone knocking on my door or calling my name from another room or hearing footsteps walking behind me which are "just" my brain recreating the horror of an abusive childhood

i *have* gotten the "bugs crawling all over me" hallucination once or twice though and yeah that one is exactly as terrible horrible as it sounds AUGH

auramgold

(not trying to put you on blast specifically, you're just a good example to jump off of)

media and pop culture hypes up psychosis a lot as The Worst That Can Happen out of sanism, so even when you try and filter that cultural bias out you still assume it's based on something

when, no, psychosis is actually very simple: it's just hyperactive pattern matching. it's your brain's signal-to-noise ratio being off balance, it's seeing images in random static. it's not always this special uniquely big thing, it's in fact quite mundane a lot of the time.

no one is immune to psychosis, it's not purely the realm of the insane. anyone is one bad night of sleep or one bad case of food poisoning or one bad fever away from being just like me on my worst days.

and this, indeed, is why solidarity with the insane is so important: you, yes you too, are just one bad day from joining us, and no perceptions of being a "temporarily embarrassed sane person" will save you from the oppression of the psychiatric institution.

auramgold

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN BACK

lopkelepke

tinyyellowflowers-blog

Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

sun-ni-day

oh that's what the dwarves were doing

littlegaybean00

Incredible line-up

juney-blues

you can do anything.

fanficxfanatic

God bless plz tell me how you did this. PLZ !

I BEG OF YOU PLZ

fanficxfanatic

Reblogging again because now I'm on a mission to turn my old desktop into an Affini themed one and will have updates as that comes along

#compact themed computer #Hdg themed computer #I wanna make it happen #will this count as a flort set up #idk #just an idea #but an idea that will happen

Finding out that I didn't like the force fem in HDG was because I'm trans is funny and a little wild.

for context I'm afab queer and would always skip over the force fem stuff or just kinda go " good for them man" and move on. Now it makes so much more sense.

#hdg shitposting #okay but also #kinda serious #very serious #human domestication guide #hdg #thanks hdg #hdg accidentally helping gender crisis

necromancelena

i wish usb ports were several magnitudes larger and made a hefty "kerchunk" sound when you plugged stuff in

relia-robot

muivech

pancakeke

"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.