dicks. dicks n balls.

1998 whatever, i'm in love

[kosmogrl]

[chaoticneutralwife]

the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once

[fangirlmisty]

I'm lately thinking about reviving my old blogging years... There might be some life updates incoming haha

So, if you feel the same way in one way or another, let's rekindle soon!

I'll take some time to write up what happened in my life since... Well, since a few years back, but I feel like I'm back to tumblr ❤️

[kosmogrl]

hey, we’ll be ok

[arsanatomica]

I think this idea of an animal struggling to survive in its native environment, moving somewhere else and really thriving, is an idea that goes beyond just biology.

Like...... sometimes... it's not you. It's what's around you. The familiar but toxic workplace, the family that never truly seen you, the town you grew up in that has no jobs that suit you. And sometimes,...to truly thrive you really just need to leave.

[arsanatomica]

[yrael]

text post meme but it's hoenn

[alfdefolf]

rayquaza the destroyer

[dgalerab]

current fan creation landscape is kinda like if you went to a party with a homemade cake and everyone takes a slice and silently thumbs up at you with no attempt to start a conversation except for occasionally some guy sits in the corner with a tape recorder critiquing the cake as though he was a restaurant critic and another guy is handing the cake to an uber driver like "yeah i need you to find a restaurant that makes cake like this so i can have more of it" and the only person that's talked to you in 30 minutes is a very sweet little guy who was like "hey i liked your cake" and then ran away apologizing for bothering you the moment you said thank you.

[dgalerab]

someone brought a cake analysis robot to feed the cake into to determine the exact ingredients and supposedly it can spit out the exact same cake. and if you're like dude. what. then they're like well if it bothers you you should have made more cake. i'm hungry and i deserve cake. and you're like dude we're at a party.

[sainamoonshine]

Three months later you find out that fifty people locked themselves in a room to discuss how much they loved your cake and how they wished you made more. None of them ever told you.

[dear-ao3]

so for the love of god. please tell people you liked their cake and don’t feel embarrassed about it. because then they will make more cake.

[viralfrog]

[pangeasoftware]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[flameraven]

So many amazing quotes in this

"When it comes to pizza, America took the recipe and said 'what if we made it illegal for your arteries to survive this?'"

"American pizza, that's not amore. That's a full emotional support system covered in cheese."

"In America they give you something that looks like it survived a car crash with happiness. It's thick, it's greasy, it's disrespectful. And that's why it's amazing."

"Italian pizza is romance but American pizza is self care. That's therapy. That's a God cheat day."

"Sorry Nonna I will still kiss your hand, but I'm ordering Domino's."

[ericvilas]

@not-terezi-pyrope

[downwards--spiral]

[unfathomablylargekiwi]

I used to think I was manipulative bc I would sometimes make certain facial expressions/use body language that would make people see how I was feeling. Then I realised that that is called expressing yourself and I might be autistic

[depsidase]

[blossomedsloth]

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[pseudophan]

lore update for the general tumblr public: dan and phil just revealed that they asked when we were young fest if they could actually genuinely recreate this in between sets when fall out boy and my chem were there last year, but they asked too late and they couldn’t make it happen in time. they really did try though. yaoi warriors until the very end

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[shutoffthelights]

to me, there's an innate horror in tradwife content. it's always a pretty young girl in her late teens, early 20s. she's so young. she's basically a baby herself. maybe she's about your age. you just watch it happen. you can't save her.

either way, she always has at least three kids, sometimes more. you don't want to ask when she had them, but she had to have them young because her youngest had to have been born when she was at least seventeen based on how time works. you just watch it happen. you can't save her.

she's smiling but there's something missing in her eyes - a spark that should be there. there's no passion, there's just the movements of the day. sometimes she'll give an interview where she says she barely feels like getting out of bed, and other times she says nothing. you just watch it happen. you can't save her.

her world isn't real - it's neat kitchens and made from scratch cheese. she tells you how she doesn't need feminism because she likes this life, she likes wearing pretty dresses, don't you dare pity her. you just watch it happen. you can't save her.

you scroll up to an ex tradewife in her forties talking about how her husband divorced her and left her for a younger girl, leaving her destitute and penniless and twenty years out of the workforce. you scroll again to a pretty young girl saying she doesn't need a job, her husband will take care of her. you scroll again. you just watch it happen. you can't save her.

another woman, this time in her early thirties, talking about how she just managed to leave her abusive husband and has nothing and he took the kids, warning and pleading young girls to not fall for tradwife lies. you scroll again to a young tradwife girl saying that would never happen to her, and you're just jealous of her. you just watch it happen. you can't save her.

you scroll again. a teen girl tells you that she'll just track her period, she doesn't NEED a toxic chemical like birth control. you scroll again to an obgyn pleading with young girls to understand birth control is just hormonal, and that period tracking isn't effective. you just watch happen. you can't save her.

you scroll again, and it's jd vance saying how women belong in the homes and shouldn't be allowed to vote. that their husbands should decide how they should vote. you scroll again to a domestic abuse counselor telling women their vote is private and they can lie to their husbands. you just watch it happen. you can't save her.

she doesn't want you to save her. how dare you pity her. you just watch it happen. you can't save her. a horrible feeling washes over you. you just watch it happen.

[shutoffthelights]

[silkysong]

the sequel. shes gonna get that fuckign cooki.

[packetdancer]

My Litleo was much more polite with her "...I can haz the cake?" hopeful looks.