This Blog Is A Mess

idk man ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 29 y/o

[clueless1995]

[budacub]

“HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE HAD THE HOLY GHOST CUM IN YOU”

[sukkanen]

i need to reblog this every year on my birthday

[king-incarnadine]

We'll Make them Look Up

(A Gold-Spotted Eel and Mercury)

[everythingfox]

That’s why they are so happy

[lozyrosie]

PMD ko-fi request!

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[shopwitchvamp]

"Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?" Sure do, no problem!!

"YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?" I gotcha!! Comin' right up!

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about! But... how about if I'm feeling like it's the kinda day where I need my clothing to be bifurcated???" Never fear, joggers are here!

*wild cheering* /scene

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[muppidupp]

NEVER GIVE UP

[everythingfox]

Ready for winter

[clonetrobed]

- A luxury you can’t live without? - A luxury I can’t live without? Coffee. I really like good coffee. - That’s not a luxury, you can get it anywhere. - …I like nice socks?

[aesopquarriman]

[id: gifs of larry king interviewing danny pudi. larry says, “that’s not a luxury, though. coffee and socks are not a luxury. danny says, “alright, give me a luxury. which - … what luxury should i have?“larry says, “a private plane.” danny says, a bit incredulously, “…. larry, i’m on ducktales.” end id]

[hearthburn]

Bear witness to the disconnect between a Boomer’s idea of luxury and a Millennial’s.

[ekjohnston]

“Larry, I’m on DuckTales” is something I enjoy saying when I suddenly find perspective.

[jmfenner91]

[hamotzi]

commission for jule.sbee on insta!

[everythingfox]

In his habitat

[catchymemes]

The Legend Of SWORD DOG

From Mistymountainlegends on insta

[blossompigeon]

I'm going top make this post again now I have an actual pet to use as an example ahah. I have several large things coming up in my life, namely moving house in September and my car's service/MOT, and I need to save up some money to help with this. I'm opening up pet portrait commissions to help with this!

If you're interested, please fill out this form below! I'll draw any animal you have, and can do multiple pets! Thank you for reading!

Tytonidaeus - Moving House and Car MOT Commissions - Pet Portraits $50 each!

Hi there, and thank you for taking a look! If you are interested in a commission please fill out the form below. My TOS is as follows: - I

[squishsquishy]

>> madisunart

[swerellind]

sometimes the best thing you can do is just lie down and silently rage at this life my boy needs some rest