So Many Fandoms, So Little Time

Just your average 25 year old girl from Norway kidding I have lost count of how many fandoms and ships I am invested in and should probably seek professional help (Please dont psyco analyze me) Update! i actually had a therapist at some point but she ghosted me I am apparently beyond helping

[voltron-af]

[jakes-bootyass]

Me at the writers next season:

[fanmely]

Oh man :/// that aged TERRIBLY

[bace-jeleren]

SO I JUST FINISHED @xiranjayzhao 'S IRON WIDOW AND

[thatwitchrevan]

Iron Widow has a chapter where two of the main trio spend their morning violently killing a man and then come home to their boyfriend who is cheerfully cooking for them while waiting for them to get back, and it's everything I've ever wanted.

[poprocksromance]

Vibrates in Chinese ahistorical mecha battle fantasy poly triad love: Hey hey so have you read Iron Widow yet? I like it a normal amount.

[alll-my-otps]

Simon really said “fuck the monarchy” and Wille went “you can if you want to”

[shipsarefundontoverdoem-deactiv]

THE WAY DAN KEEPS SMILING SO F O N D L Y. UGH IM ACTUALLY GONNA START CRYING STOP MAKING ME BELIVE LOVE IS REAL GODAMNIT.

[coldsoba]

There seems to be a theme among my favourite comedians

[higgzorz]

*guy with big sword in one hand rests it on their shoulders* me: love that

[arandomthot]

The Tarzan soundtrack really didn’t have to go as hard as it did

[stllts]

Tumblr: Supernatural is officially dead, it's time to move on

"Y yo a ti, cas": Hola

Tumblr:

[hallowthyname]

how we feelin lads

[palmettios]

neil: i love murder mysteries

andrew, trying to impress him: i’ve been a suspect in, like, four murder cases

[aliiiiiiice]

why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

[aliiiiiiice]

everyone else is like "oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave" and I'll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his shitty rotting teeth don't even leave a dent in my armor before I turn his head into paste. I'll be unstoppable until I die of dehydration or something like an idiot

[earlgraytay]

this goes along with my other pet peeve about zombie apocalypse stories, namely: why does no one ever think to ride a bike? 

bikes are quiet- if the zombies react to loud noises, they won’t hear you on a bike the way they might hear you in a car. bikes don’t need gas, meaning you won’t be stranded if you run out. bikes are much, much easier to maintain than a car- there’s no computer that can short out, no fiddly engine bits that could kill you if you mess with them wrong. you can learn how to maintain a bike with a couple weeks’ worth of classes. almost every adult knows how to ride a bike, and without cars on the road, it’d be much safer to do. 

what i’m saying is

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s getting weird knowing natural apocalypse from climate change is bearing down on us all and still going about mundane daily life kinda like

[hymnostic]

the biggest plot hole in the eurovision film is that it's set in edinburgh, and for that to have happened the uk must have won the year before, which is, how shall i put it, fucking impossible

[high-warlock-of-brooklyn]