Nothing here is Vegetarian

[sirenja-and-the-stag-deactivate]

Official subs I swear

[cheaphalloweencostume]

literally how is “jk rowling announced voldemorts pet snake is actually a korean woman” not a clickhole article like how on earth does she keep actually doing this

[twinsfawn]

monday mood

[shittytwilightaus]

twilight au where, due to Edward’s nonsense, Carlisle becomes the first vampire to get grey hair

[breakingisabella]

carlisle [after receiving another call from the school about his kids’ nonsense]: when i die i want you all to lower me into my grave so you can let me down one last time

[collegecatholic]

I would just like to thank the tumblr staff for not developing a memories app like other social media platforms because I really don’t need to remember what specific parts of fandoms I was into on this day in 2010

[tahthetrickster]

bold of you to assume that the tumblr staff knows enough about programming to develop such an app

[collegecatholic]

This is honestly the best reblog of this post I’ve seen so far

[mysharona1987]

[omghacks]

Lil guy tried to meow!

Vine by: Papa Falcon

[pardonmewhileipanic]

that is the face of a person who has just died from cute

[sdkdoesstuff]

“But it’ll confuse the children!”

So does math, but you still educate them on the matter so they’re knowledgeable about it for the future.

[ithelpstodream]

[themaninthegreenshirt]

Jeeves: Travel is highly educational, Sir. Bertie: I cannot do with any more education, Jeeves. I was full up years ago! 

The Code of the Woosters by P. G. Wodehouse [1938]

[lostwednesdays]

Guys who think periods are nbd are my favorite guys.

Also:

[strangehorse]

I wanna add as well that he didn’t write ‘women’, he wrote ‘people who menstruate’. Dude is cool on every conceivable level.

[theavengers]

And what are these?

[backintheblackparade]

she’s right. Open-toed shoes are against lab safety regulations.

[thequantumqueer]

you look me in the eye and tell me shuri’s lab doesn’t have a low-grade stasis field that stops dropped objects 8 inches above the floor

[antioch-actius]

you look me in the eye and tell me that’d make shuri be careless about the sacred, consecrated rites of lab safety.

[thequantumqueer]

you are correct and i was a fool

[thequantumqueer]

goggles

[crafty-butch]

Today I, a grown-ass woman, started crying in a Petco because they had a cat whose birthday is today and the sign said she just wants a birthday party

[licensetocannibalize]

i would pay good money to watch new episodes of hannibal

[fannibalinthetardisat221b]

Please Help Me!

I’m in a linguistics class right now and I have a final project that requires some data from people across the United States. I would really appreciate it if I could have even just a few people take my survey. Its super short, only four questions and it would really help me out

Here’s the link:

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/PGFCDL6

[fannibalinthetardisat221b]

Nothing here is Vegetarian turned 5 today!