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carrie (27yo) - this blog is about shows and things i find amusing

[unbreakablemouserat]

PARKS AND RECREATION (2009-2015) 4.14 - "Operation Ann"

[egberts]

*keeps my cards close to my chest but they're all facing the wrong way so everyone can see them anyway*

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

It's the last day of April

[my-little-bologna]

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

[sanerontheinside]

I don’t know who needs to hear this

but it’s time to move the noodles to the pot

[aropride]

some birds are very intuitively named. looked up a sparrow going chipchipchip in my yard, it was a chipping sparrow. saw a black bird with red wings, it was a red winged blackbird. gray bird that sounds like a cat? gray catbird. the first time i saw a house finch it was perched on a windowsill. However, some birds are the red-bellied woodpecker

[someofusarequeer]

I gotta google something real quick

[someofusarequeer]

who named this bird

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

look at this stock photo

[lunaeregia]

there is so much energy in this image

[broannalmao]

He’s got his toast in the napkin holder :/

[donnasweettttttttt]

that’s why she snapped

[mockva]

[lurker-lenore]

I am deeply uncomfortable with this man's corner

[entities-of-posts]

The Spiral

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

Home decor hacks for if you hate yourself and want to die

[aquilacalvitium]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

no post has ever altered my brain chemistry as much as "can only you see the time being?"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

in case you're not familiar:

[testdevice]

they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

[enby-denby]

They call it the Odyssey because it really do be Odd at Sea

[cosmonautroger]

[thefiresontheheight]

Please Stop Blaming Us For Your Strange Behavior is a mnemonic to remember the planets in the universe where they're named Plercury, Stenus, Blearth, Urs, Fupiter, Yaturn, Streptune and Buranus.

[notahorseindisguise]

[chewbacca]

Matilda (1996), dir. Danny DeVito

[dreg-heap]

We used to make posts about loki on here

[ferretteeth]

I love this post so much. “we used to make posts about loki on here” is the gentlest way possible to describe this website’s history. It’s like saying einstein dabbled in science

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

[redstonedust]

slop is such a fun word. i walked past my aunt watching one of those generic hallmark christmas movies and thought to myself "hm tis the season for jollyslop." meaningless yet surprisingly evocative.

[vetchtibbles]

canoeing is a fantastic word . those vowels are absolutely out of control in there

[sergal]

hello this is your google account. did you know that you are trying to log in. to. your google account. would you like five emails about how you logged in to your google account.

[megparsec]

Baa baa backstreets, have you any boys