Newsies

Newsies Memes and Incorrect Quotes ....... I use incorrect quote templates off of various corners on the internet

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Davey: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Albert: Okay, but in my defense, Race bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink that shampoo

Davey: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO!?

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Sarah: I wanted to tell you a joke but I only remember the punchline

Katherine: Go ahead

Sarah: Tooth hurty

Katherine: When is the best time to go to the dentist

Sarah: You complete me

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Race: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering

Race: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

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Spot: What doesn’t kill me should run, because now I’m fucking pissed

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Jack: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

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Race: Albert! Helloooo? Albert? Answer meeeee!

Race: I think I’m dying

Albert: Oh good, perhaps I can think in peace now

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Jack: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

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Jack: Spot is too suspicious, I don’t want to wake up dead

Davey: I’ll say it again, You cannot wake up AND be dead

Jack: It’s an expression

Davey: No, it’s not  

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Crutchie: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

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Spot: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make

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Race: We need to get through this locked door. Katherine, give me your credit card.

Katherine: Here.

Race, pocketing it: Thanks. Albert, kick down the door.

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Kid Blink: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT

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Race: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Romeo: *chugs entire bottle*

Romeo: It’s perfume.

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Elmer: I think I’m having a midlife crisis

Crutchie: You’re fifteen

Elmer: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Should I start posting my newsies headcanons on here as well as memes, cus at this rate i'm going to run out of meme content soon lmao

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Tommy Boy: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Elmer's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out…

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Race: They asked me a lot of questions about you… I played dumb

Jack: Was it hard?