Could you do a odysseus nsfw alphabet too? 👉👈 thank u
in one sitting, by the way.
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
King of Ithaca and Aftercare. He always has everything you might need prepared before he actually suggests having sex and always makes sure he tends to you afterwards.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His? Probably his arms and chest. He likes feeling your body against his as he embraces you tightly.
Yours? First of all, how dare you expect him to pick favorites??? Your eyes. He could just sit there, looking into them for years. Days, even.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Very thick. Usually takes a solid minute or two with each orgasm just to get it all out.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He cannot keep anything that smells like you on him because he will get hard if he smells it one too many times. It was incredibly embarrassing to explain and he will get all red if you tease him about it.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He's experienced with you, if it makes sense. You two have learned everything together. He knows your body perfectly.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Anything that means you're close and he gets to look into your eyes is good in his book, but I think his favorite would just be the good old missionary, honestly.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He's a mix of both in the most loving, affectionate way. He's not completely serious, but not completely goofy, either. It's like the golden middle.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Pretty well groomed, trimmed relatively often to keep it nice and short for you. Much darker than his actual hair, but not dark enough to be considered black.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
All in. Fully. This man is locked in, focused on you entirely. The world could be on fire, but as long as you want him focused on you, he might as well burn alive just to keep making love to you.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He (600) strikes me as one of those men who feels guilty about jacking off because he subconsciously thinks about it as cheating, so I'm gonna say he probably doesn't really do that.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Vanilla motherfucker. I see no kinks in this man. His only kink is his love for his partner.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
He's a sap. He loves your wedding bed. There's no better place than your bed.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
You exist. That's it. That's all he needs.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Threesomes, cucking, basically anything that involves another person joining. This man is strictly monogamous, you cannot convince him to even consider another person joining you.
Also, anything that means you're in pain or even the slightest bit of discomfort is out. Not ifs or buts, if it can do anything you won't like, he will die before he tries it.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Definitely prefers giving. He's decent with it, not some incredible master of the craft, but he'll keep you very satisfied. He doesn't mind receiving, but he'll always insist on returning the favor.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Slow and sensual all the way. And even when he is fast, it's not so much rough as it is just... him being needy when he gets closer to orgasm.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He's not exactly opposed, but he does prefer regular sex. But if this is the best he can get when you two sneak away for a moment, so be it.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Listen. I'm not saying he would do absolutely anything you asked him to aside from the very few things I mentioned in the N section of the alphabet... But he would do absolutely anything you asked him to aside from the very few things I mentioned in the N section of the alphabet.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Solid three to four rounds on a good day, but he usually settles on one or two slower, more loving rounds. Can he last longer? Yeah, absolutely. But he prefers quality over quantity.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
I dunno, I don't see it. Maybe a blindfold to make you feel everything stronger, but I feel lik even that would be reaching.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He's a service top or a bottom. "I don't tease, I just please" type of guy.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He's not very loud during the act itself, he mostly lets out some low grunts and groans. When he cums, however, he lets out a much louder, slightly high pitched moan. It takes you off guard the first time.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
If he was capable of getting pregnant, Telemachus would have a sibling for each year you two are married. Just because he loves you so damn much and he would love to just make an army of mini-you.
I didn't know what to put here so you get mpreg.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS TO MYSELF I'M TOO ASEXUAL TO DESCRIBE SO MANY DICKS
Around five and a half inches when hard, relatively thick. Has a mole very close to the tip.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
I mean... The Odyssey says something about how Athena asked Helios to make the night longer for him and Penelope when they re-united, right? So that should answer this one.
... I need to hurry up with my reading list and finally make it through the Odyssey.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Somehow, he's in complete sync with you. The moment you fall asleep, he falls asleep. So it depends on how quickly you fall asleep afterwards.
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