Fantast-O-Matic

I pour the milk before the cereal. I point at dogs and they know what it means. I say thanks no matter how many times you've passed me the bong. On long car rides alone I pretend to be deep and intellectual.

[kitsune-kaos]

Kinda in the mood to be carnally desired and intimately known

[oneheadtoanother]

[sentient-cloud]

It’s so hard being a silly goose in this anti-whimsy society

[kurulover]

[despazito]

i think prion disease is nature’s best creepypasta

[calvinandhobbes]

your girlfriend told me that she thinks my takes are way more nuanced than yours. yeah she thinks you can’t get past surface level interpretations and she’s leaving you for my analysis. sorry

[lesbiancapybara]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

[puppetcombo]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

[pastabot]

[depsidase]

[squeakadeeks]

i get so mad when i hear things scuttling inside the walls. like yeah yeah we get it…youre a creature. you dont need to rub it in my face that youre capable of scuttling

[vendetta06]

LIVE through the ditches and

LAUGH through the witches and

LOVE in the back of my dragula

[satanstorm]

https://t.co/4BiN3Tnj2g

[emmaklee]

[@opulenceartmvmt / instagram]

[screenwriter]

thinking...

[mizumanta]

[theweirdwideweb]

Babies born at the start of the pandemic are now entering highschool.

[autumnsredglaze]

[tankaramo]

me: *gets scared that i’m wasting my life* me: i’m gonna deal with this feeling by taking a long nap in the middle of the day