Happy Women's Day to all the badass women on my dash!
if anyone says any shit to you, for being a women,
burn them.
Lol, this is gonna be my daily motivation
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Not today Justin

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Happy Women's Day to all the badass women on my dash!
if anyone says any shit to you, for being a women,
burn them.
Lol, this is gonna be my daily motivation
Help help help help
I have little cuts on my arms from, u know, self harm, and i have to go to the pool. My arms are on show. HELP WHAT AM I GONNA DO
Happy patricks day from a fashionably late irish bitch🥳🇮🇪🍀☘🙃💚
Tagged by @whothefuckcare
Three ships: Destiel, Saeilwena, Deancassie
First ever ship: Percabeth
Last song: Runs in the family by Amanda Palmer (slaps btw)
Last movie: The Batman (the new one with Robert Pattinson in it. It was pretty good, better than I planned)
Currently consuming: Just ate a chicken sandwich with pickles :]
Currently watching: Criminal minds and Supernatural (im really close to a system with an alter who sources from cm)
Currently craving: Physical affection (ik it's cringe)
Tagging: @potatohakuna @quillsink @daylightdoom @eclipseexile @transgender-daemon-faerie @arsonbox200
Three ships: percabeth, wolfstar, everlark
First ever ship: hinny
Last song: Honey I'm good
Last movie: the new Batman movie
Currently consuming: got Cheetos and coke
Currently craving: nicotine
@iheardarumorhoe @fanvergent-glader @wettthepottterheadss4120 @anyone
Three ships: newtmas, albinho, everlark
First ship: hinny
Last song: tonkght by kesha
Last movie: infinity war(only 1/2 of it)
Currently consuming: an apple
Currently craving: chocolate
Taggies: @gethatcake @newtslvtter @bloody-inspired @moonbirdg0ddess @dumb-ass-biatch @anyome
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- what time it is
- how long you’ve been reading
- how many chapters you’ve covered in the last 24 hours
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#if my fic has in some way ruined your life i would be honoured to know about it (via @hoidn)
A funny reaction pic is great too 💕
all of the above
i love when the gender options are "male" "female" and "prefer not to answer"
like it just reads as "boy" "girl" and "what are you, a cop? i don't owe you anything"
omg ya
lol yeah
Keep on trolling in the free world
professors be like "I'm swamped with grading right now" my brother in christ you made the assignments
Ohmygod i am acc dying lol too true
I mean if its so much effort to grade the assingment, then DONT GIVE US THE MF ASSINGMENTS
“trust your intuition” baby i have anxiety i can’t tell which is which sometimes
Lol same
Ok....
Haha omg I love him so much
agreed
Thomas: Hey bro
Newt: Yeah?
Thomas: I made you a sandwich
Newt: You made me a sandwich?
Thomas: Yeah dude
Newt: *tearing up* Bro
Thomas: *also tearing up* Bro
Newt: *still tearing up* You made a sandwich *takes a deep breath* for me?
Thomas: *stifling sobs* Yeah Bro
Newt: *embraces him in a hug* Broo
Thomas: *hugging him back* Bro
Newt and Thomas: *crying while hugging each other*
Everyone in the Glade:
Minho: Just when I thought they couldn't be gayer
They do x
"No worries, you don't look capable of killing anyone." Thomas laughed. Little did he know how close he was to the truth. Newt was, indeed, not capable of killing anyone. Involuntarily he groped for his right ankle and Thomas noticed that the mood was about to shift. "Sorry what I meant wasn't- of course you look capable- it's just... you're not exactly giving off murderer vibes, that's what I wanted to say." “Thanks, Tommy,” said Newt, forcing a smile. "That's so bloody nice of you." "Oh shut up. Better tell me what I look like, I have absolutely no idea as there isn't a damn mirror in the entire Glade." "And that's a bloody good thing too," Newt chuckled. "Most of 'em shanks would run away screamin' if they ever saw their own face in a mirror." "That bad?" "Nah, you're fine,” said Newt, faking indifference. "You're 'round five foot nine, brown hair, brown eyes. If you were a girl one could even call ya pretty.” "Can't boys be pretty too?" Thomas pouted and the sight made Newt feel all sorts of things. "I guess." Newt shrugged, turning away to hide his embarrassment. He would have liked to simply ask Tommy if he really thought about boys being pretty or if the statement was no more than a matter of principle. 'Cause yeah, boys could be pretty – Thomas being the living proof of that, sitting just inches from him – but that didn't mean you fell in love with them. And just because Thomas could admit that other boys were attractive didn't mean he was attracted to them the way Newt was attracted to him. How would he react if Newt would come out to him now?
you can read more here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36363262/chapters/90658267
when you find a song with lyrics that perfectly fits the homoerotic fictional scenario in your head but it doesn't fit the 💫vibes💫 of the rest of the playlist so you start rethinking the whole thing
Lol relatable
I'll never get over Newtmas 💖
Neither will i😭
My Relationship with Characters (incorrect quotes)
Character: Gally from The Maze Runner
Gally: Are you mad at me?
Me: No.
Gally: So sharpening knives at 2 AM is a hobby?
(found on Pinterest)
Yes, Gally. It is