spring

she/her 🏳️‍🌈23 aus

[planefood]

When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

[femalepope]

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

[caracalliope]

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

[pseudomantis]

They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it

[crazy-brazilian]

keeping an eye on this guy...

asking some good questions

[duckdotcom]

patch of sunlight from the window save me

[plaguedocboi]

Incorrect sayings that I use so often I’ve almost forgotten that they’re not the originals:

I have bigger fish to fight

We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it

You can lead a horse to water, but if you drown it you have to walk home

Opening a can of whales

You made your bed, now shit in it

Combining the latter two into the phrase “you opened this can of whales, now lie in it”

[7777777awawawa7777777]

the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you

[prudishchanteuse-deactivated202]

İ loved being neglected as a child…………

[disordersofresonanceandairflow]

so much time for research

[random-fun-polls]

what is your zodiac sign?

aries (march 21-april 19)

taurus (april 20-may 20)

gemini (may 21-june 20)

cancer (june 21-july 22)

leo (july 23-august 22)

virgo (august 23-september 22)

libra (september 23-october 22)

scorpio (october 23-november 21)

sagittarius (november 22-december 21)

capricorn (december 22-january 19)

aquarius (january 20-february 18)

pisces (february 19-march 20)

Voting ended onNov 29, 2023

reblog for larger sample size :)

[dukemz]

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[basalts-system]

Having a dissociative disorder feels so weird BC you just kinda go from being super smart and self aware to atfdvbvdf brain melt gfcvhugfc only one brain cell left in seconds

[waltzingbi]

the epic highs and tragic lows of literally just being in my head on a perfectly normal day

[mango-fizz]

i have a lot of feelings about [guy] so i wanted to draw him but i dont really feel like drawing right now so i guess i'll just explode and die

[greelin]

people not being able to finish speaking because they’re laughing at their own joke. while telling it. that’s so endearing to me. and also sexy

[greelin]

someone just not being able to continue talking because they’re dissolving into laughter…. Man .

[jewtea]

you could never understand the relationship between a girl and her pile

[louisegluckpdf]

LOVEEE when i’m in the kitchen while someone else is cooking and they say “could you give that a stir for me?” brother. i would be HONORED to give that a stir for you

[americiumam]

reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to