tap dancing against my better judgment

I am a semi-functional human on this earth, who likes various books and television and ranting about why the truth resists simplicity. She/her pronouns!

[thememedaddy]

[depsidase]

[thereinliesmyproblem]

I wanna talk about bird lube NOW

[notahungrywish]

“IT WORKS” (8oz)

[sewercentipede]

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

[sewercentipede]

ok thanks for the info wiki

[fuckboysecurityllc]

Hey Paul!

[vevader3]

It brings me comfort that, for a brief moment, Jared Leto genuinely believed Christian Bale was going to kill him with an axe

[myshane]

like this is inspired

[iheartladygaga]

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

[avalanchenouveau]

10 years later and homo sex is still in

[avalanchenouveau]

11 years later and homo sex is still in

[confusedfroggirl]

12 years later…?

That’s right

It’s still in

[zeta-finnish]

[homosexual intercourse] IS STILL [in the zone]!

[tennesseewillams]

WHERE HAVE ALL THE DIVAS GONE AND WHERE ARE ALL THE BROADS

[patronsaintofdemons]

[daily-men]

ROBERT PATTINSON Icon Magazine, October 2025

[javert]

tumblr users yearn for the much-maligned genre of "iowa writers workshop divorce litfic"

[a-delicate-touch]

this just in: hyper independent control freak gets off on the idea of being completely helpless and at someone's mercy

[faraway-looks]

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is for you, beautiful subs

[thedemonlady]

Total Solar Eclipse 2026

Palma de Mallorca, Spain / NASA

[horseysurprise-blog]

Are you actually that stupid?

not to my knowledge

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[kotortwo]

oh that gap in my resume? i was imprisoned by the lizard king for a few years, it was a whole thing. big misunderstanding, completely exonerated. but that ties into the next item on the list, 2 years as consort to the lizard king. that was actually a volunteer situation

[buckys]

CHRIS PINE laughing at memes of himself

[evidently-endless]

being offered ai at every turn

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup