default pfp, probably a bot

[demilypyro]

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

[demilypyro]

[iwatchsmiggles]

[wandering-jana]

Hartwell Tavern (18th century)

Minute Man National Historical Park, Massachusetts 2014

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

posting about being a "sensitive white boy" in 2026 just makes you sound like this

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

[cadet-abysmal]

Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

thats right

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the biggest word in this post is “entertained”

[imsobadatnicknames2]

One of the funniest recent instances of semantic drift in internet-age political discourse has got to be people accusing each other of "LARPing as [thing]" through their online presence. Like I get the connotations they're trying to invoke through the use of the word "LARPing" but it doesn't make it any less silly. "You just wanna LARP as a communist revolutionary on your tumblr blog 🙄". Live Action Roleplaying, the activity that is famously primarily done through poasting on websites.

[txttletale]

one of the most common random encounters on this website is "guy who is incredibly insecure about their reading ability and will take you using marginally uncommon vocabulary on your own blog as a personal attack intended to lord your superiority over them specifically"

[singing-not-sleeping-beauty]

Not really a fan of Bridgerton, but I am a fan of Nicola Coughlan's response to everyone shitting on her for being "too big" to play a love interest

[meangirlnurse]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the style of writing is not the problem, not the genre, not the subject matter, not even the words themselves. the SINGLE defining issue with the “Tumblr Prose” style i was trying to tackle is that it’s front loaded with imagery and metaphor and completely lacking in sense, reason, symmetry, motion, conveying information. i agree that plenty of writing can sound good and feel good to read when it’s all metaphor and visceral images but it needs to have a baseline that can carry it through or else the tail wags the dog and it’s all cool “quotable” lines and no substance, nothing to read between the lines, no character

[rhetoricandlogic]

“Zakalwe, in all human societies we have ever reviewed, in every age and every state, there has seldom if ever been a shortage of eager young males prepared to kill and die to preserve the security, comfort and prejudices of their elders, and what you call heroism is just an expression of this simple fact; there is never a scarcity of idiots.”

― Iain M. Banks, Use of Weapons

[ozempicofficial]

[thydungeongal]

So like. I've been on HRT for a bit more than six months now. And I feel despair.

Despair of sweet titties lmao.

[tiredadventurer]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]