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i’m in love with the “almost made it” omo trope. like someone on the verge of wetting themselves making a mad dash to the toilet only to get to the bathroom and lose control right in front of it?? the fact that they couldn’t wait the extra few seconds to pull their pants down and sit down/aim?? the embarrassment of there being a huge puddle on the floor right in front of the toilet?? i love that shit so much it’s way too hot 😵💫😵💫
God why is it so hot when men unzip their pants to take a piss?? ESPECIALLY if their hands are shaking, they’re sweating a little, swearing under their breath or breathing heavy, knowing if they don’t get this thing unzipped in the next few seconds, they’re gonna make a mess, and right in front of the toilet, too. Even better if they start to leak before they can fumble their dick out. Even EVEN better if they have an accident before they can make it to the toilet, and when they get into the bathroom, they just slump against the wall, out of breath from rushing and holding it so long, letting the pee flow into their pants because they genuinely can’t hold it another moment…
Okay my thoughts ran away with me but are you catching my drift??
My view…. where did my swimsuit go omg
I think all men should pee their pants, idk
Naturally I think about being dommed when I'm holding or being fucked when I'm holding but. Recently my biggest fantasy has been just casual cuddling in bed with a full bladder. Having someone next to me with their arms wrapped around me, knowing they can feel every shiver and twitch and little desperate movement I make against them. Hearing them laughing at me softly when I gasp or whine from how badly I need to pee. Getting teased and tickled across my thighs and stomach, having my bladder pressed on and circled with their fingertips while I bite my lip and moan into their chest. Not being so full that I'm in danger of wetting the bed, but still aching and swollen enough that I can't stifle my embarrassing whimpery noises and bucking hips. Just laying there, cosy and comfortable apart from the throbbing fullness of my bladder, knowing I'm not allowed to get up until they let me. Absolutely dying for a trip to the toilet but at the same time not wanting to leave because they're stroking my hair and kissing me all over and murmuring how cute and pathetic I am. Kept waiting until I can't help but wrap my legs around their thigh and grind helplessly to try and take the edge off, getting worked up and frustrated, still bursting to go. Or something.
A full Jude
cute people should pee their pants more often. in front of me maybe. after squirming and crying ofc
Ok but like why are people fucking around with 600 calorie shakes when a can of sweetened condensed milk is like 1000. Warm it up and thin it out and make a shake out of that.
Gotta be cheaper too, right?
Correction. 1300 calories.
Bitch out here minmaxing gains like I'm playing that feedism game.
This is my Dizzys Donuts.
Hey sooo I put about a third of a can of condensed milk in a glass of milk and gawt damn.
Did the math and it comes out to 605 calories per $0.01.
Add a butter based edible I've made in the past that comes out to like 0.73 cents per 15mg thc you have the most cost effective, fattening, and stupifying shake one could make.
One time I ate a can of condensed milk and my head almost exploded! Thats my story. This is hot.
I wish all trans folk a very: get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter get fatter
Like please make me under dress and take me to the one food court you know has the best fast food I can’t say no to.
Please get everything with extra sauce and mayo on whatever it applies for.
Please “Forget” the tissues and napkins when you come over with the first of six trays of this meal.
Please just sit across from me without making a peep, just rubbing my thigh and under belly with your foot while I grind against the chair and eat faster.
Please wipe the edge of my lips and call me messy when the rest of my face is covered in sauce and grease.
Please keep rubbing my belly while the elastic waistband slips down and my belly pushes forward.
Please rub small circles around my belly button cause you know it’s become so sensitive I can cum from it.
Please keep fetching the other trays just before the last one runs out.
Please force me to waddle out leaning on your shoulder cause I’m not fat enough for the scooters.
Please rub my belly while I burp and moan the whole way there.
Please tease me for making such a fucking mess of myself the entire way, whispering just loud enough for the passerby’s to hear you.
a short fantasy
Imagine being sent in to a special clinic, not really knowing what was wrong but knowing your partner was concerned for you.
the doctor asked a few questions before having you sit in a gynecologist chair. It seemed normal but you noticed your pelvis was tilted more then usual, it left all three of your holes exposed.
"I just need you to remove your undergarments before we continue with this." the doctor who was showing you to the exam room said. you did as instructed and soon you were laying with the unnecessarily high fan blowing at your vulva and clitoris.
"we'll start with endoscopies of the bladder and uterus, to check for abnormalities."
you bit back a cry as upu felt a cold tube go through your urethra, youcleched around it and felt the doctor push down with the ultrasound. you regretted how full your bladder was as you felt a squirt come out.
"you may need to be cathetered for this visit if your muscles are that weak." the doctor said, unhelpfully.
the machine inserted into your vaginal canal and with the weirdest pain you'd felt pushed in. the ultrasound pressed more directly on your rock hard bladder and more leaked out.
"I was going to let you be for one accident but two shows a problem with your bladder. possibly inflamation or weak muscles" he added.
a long intimidatingly thick tube was pulled from a nearby cabinet and lubed up. you felt an awful burn and then a pinch as the bladder sphincter was pushed past. the catheter wasn't clamped though. rather it was connected to an IV.
"to test your capacity" he said apologetically and before you know you saw the doctor squeeze the bag and felt fluid rushing into your bladder. you hadn't known you could feel this full and just as you thought the discomfort couldnt get worse the doctor called one of his nurses over to continue the ultrasound.
"you'll need to keep this in for at least a day. your bladder is too used to just releasing which can't be healthy for it."
the doctor pushed more liquid into your bladder and you saw stars. there was still almost half of the bag full.
"please...ugh"
more water was pushed in as soon as you uttered the word please. a third of the bottle seemed left. you squirmed around as you heard the doctor count to three and you felt the worst pressure you'd ever felt in your bladder as the doctor squeased the last of the bag in all at once.
"stand"
you stood, struggling to move without your bladder hurting.
"we have more procedures but for now its time for exercises."
about to piss my pants suould i chug water til my tummys full.... that sounds like a good idea to meee
a soda down..tummy..mostly full. want it allll the way full. bladder about to explode though
so full..feels like my bladder cant tske anymore but i just wanna keep stuffing myself..want my belly full and tight while i chug n chug..so horny right now it hurts but im so desperate its hard to move
dont care how full my stupid bladder is..my stomach is empty so i must fill it. as much as possible. i wont piss all over myself after..totally
switching between calling you "good boy" and "good girl" to see which makes you grip me tighter
switching between calling you "good boy" and "good girl" to see which makes you grip me tighter
stop whining. you’re a grown ass man- act like it. oh my god, you’re such a fucking baby, potty dancing like a little kid. stop that, it’s fucking embarrassing and everyone can see you. are you trying to make a scene?
don’t you dare! I said hold it. I swear to fucking god, if you piss your fucking pants right now-
are you fucking kidding me? is that a wet spot? don’t lie to me! you actually just pissed yourself a little, didn’t you, it’s showing on your pants. you’re so embarrassing, you can’t even keep your pants dry…
itd be a shame if someone gave me soo many treats and lots of drinks so my tummys extra full...maybe even rub circles on my belly calling me a good puppy while all those liquids begin to stretch my bladder out............hmmm
I want a little sister I can influence into peeing her pants. want to teach her about the importance of staying hydrated and keep refilling her water glass as we hang out, and who is she to question the motivations of her big sister, who always knows so much ahout the world? when it starts to hit her bladder and she gets up to go pee, I tell her that water is more effective the longer it stays in her system, and it's best if she waits until the last possible moment to empty her bladder. and she trusts me, of course-- why wouldn't she?-- so she sits back down again, squirming a little, and I give her more water. I sit back, trying to conceal my arousal as she drinks, knees pressed tightly together, wiggling in her seat to keep all the water in. before long, she's grabbing herself, whimpering as she rocks back and forth, and I tell her how well she's doing and how hydrated she's going to be. despite the pain of holding, she beams at the praise. I'm about to offer her even more water when she freezes, then leaps up from the couch, squeaking "I can't stay hydrated any longer!" and runs out of the room with a hand between her legs. but oh noooo, it looks like our other sister has coincidentally just occupied the bathroom for one of her long afternoon showers! little sister whines and jams her hands between her legs, dancing frantically from foot to foot, but the sound of the shower combined with the knowledge of relief being so-close-yet-so-far is just too much for her poor little bladder, and she gasps as she floods her pants, right in front of the bathroom door, making a puddle on the carpet. and I tell her it's okay, she did so well making herself so hydrated, I'm sure her body will thank her for it. maybe we can try again tomorrow?
