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They [Airports] made one of them sushi conveyer belts, Big for suit cases. Sush-cases

@heygrogan on TikTok, 12/24/22, untitled

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I can no longer envision myself as a grown-up man in our parents' world

The French dispatch (2021), Timestamp 51:35

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The point is, he could paint this beautifully if he wanted, but he thinks this is better

The French dispatch (2021), Timestamp 24:34

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Dogs are important emotional support animals, and they can also fly

@lisatalk_ on TIKTOK. Timestamp 00:29, 11/12/22. Titled, #china #trend #university #popculture #art.

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I hate earth. It's a horrible home. People are stupid, they're always arguing about politics. Everyone is so busy arguing about politics, but no one is talking about how the earth is an egg

Solar Opposites, Season 2 Episode 5, Timestamp: 3:00. Said by Korvo in the opening credits

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We're done with the caramel corn, it's just making me hungee

My College Algebra Professor, 11/22/22, at 2:30pm

(He is an old man who has served in the army and goes by stormy, the man is a national hero).

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For the straight folks who don't mind gays, but wish they weren't so blatant. You know some people got a lot of love. Sometimes I don't believe the things I see in here. Have you let the woman who is shocked by two women kissing and in the same breath tells you that she is pregnant? But gays shouldn't be blatant. Are the straight couples, sits next to you in a movie and you can't hear the dialogue because of the sound effects, but gays shouldn't be blatant? And the women in your office spends her whole lunch hour talking about her new bikini drawers and how much her husband likes them, but gays shouldn't be blatant. Or the hip chick in your class, babbling a mile a minute while you are trying to get stoned in the john about the camping trip she took with her musician boyfriend, but gays shouldn't be blatant. You go in a public bathroom and all over the walls, there is John loves Mary, Janice did Richards, Steffi loves DeLores etc, but gays shouldn't be blatant or you go to amusement park and there is a tunnel of love and pictures of straights painted on the front and grinning couples coming in and out, but gays shouldn't be blatant. The fact is blatant heterosexuals are all over the place supermarkets, movies, at work, in church, in books, on television, every day and night, every place, even in gay bars and they want gay men and women to go hide in the closets so do you straight folks, I say sure, I'll go if you go too, but I am polite so after you.

From Gay USA, Directed by Arthur Bressan Jr. 1977. Timestamp: 52:40, in the Alexander Street LGBT Studies in Video database.

I was going to just paste a small snippet but I just resonate with the whole wall of text. I’ve been thinking about this quote during my day to day life.

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That's because they hate who you are not what you are

A comment made by @razielsreaver, 10/8/22, on TIKTOK under @itslizblanc’s video, 10/8/22, titled, “#mic #newjokes #standup #genz #teacher #teacherlife #foryoupage #fyp #foryou.” 

Context: The comedian in the video talks about how they teach gen-z students and that one of their quirks is that gen-z will respect someone’s pronouns but not the teacher (or someone else). 

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I don't know if it's that my personality just exudes dumbest-bitch-on-the-planet or something

@420swagmaster_xx on TIKTOK, 9/23/22 titled, “I think it will continue to happen until I stop being a young girl #devilslettuce #quirky #silly”

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I don't like the way her hair looks, but yaknow-- she still has boobies so I'm satisfied

8/21/22 Said by my best friend in a video she sent me talking about her game, King’s Throne

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But he respected a woman. Notice how the bar is at the fucking core of the earth at this point

@happyneighbor on TIKTOK, 8/14/22, titled, untitled.

[ For context: the user responded with a stitch about how a man did the bare minimum, which is respecting people’s bodies (people who choose not to shave their face) ]

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Pepto bismol was discovered in the wild, they milk it from the pepto cow

@polkadotfruit’s comment on @tampabayrum video on TIKTOK. 5/7/22, video titled, “#stitch with @sciencewitherin I’ve been using pepto since the 90s”

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Teacher: "What would her nickname be? Chy?" Student 1: "Chick?" Student 2: "shit"

2/7/22 in my News Analysis class 2nd hour. For context, this was said during a discussion on Kim Kardashian’s child, Chicago, and what her nickname would be.

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Roses are red, I don't need a wife, I eat raw liver, testicles, bone marrow, and it's transformed my life

@gooberstin on TIKTOK 11/6/21, titled, “jddjjdjdd I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY THE AUDIO LOL #ART #oc #myart #HUH #halloween #poetry #fancy #funny #commisionsopen”

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If you ask me how boring it is, I would say it is boring enough that I can leak out poop twice during the movie

Gakuen Handsome The Animation, said by the purple haired guy, timestamp 18:55

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Fun fuckin' them hoes until you realize that you is the ho

H u n g e r. o n. h i l l s i d e, by J. Cole, album The Off Season.

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"She tells the court about a Korean proverb that says, when parents die, they’re buried in the ground, but when a child dies, you bury the child in your heart."

Serial Podcast Episode Transcripts for the Serial Podcast Season 1, Episode 9, page 210.