[omtai]

oh log we’re really in it now

[callizinc]

NO! Thinking their negative thoughts privately will kill the patient. She needs bitching and whining to live

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

the hottest girl youve ever met at a party: yeah im really into wearing slippery socks around the house and cracking my skull open on stuff

[thyrell]

i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!

[spirulin4]

my kids are gonna be like mommy what’s an ipad and i’m going to be like we DONT use that word in this house. play with worms.

[criminalplaza-deactivated202312]

[dunmertitty]

[deathandsensuality-archive-deac]

i’m so much more than just a hater. i’m also a lesbian. 

[homosexuanal]

[teathattast]

[fantasy-scifi-art-deactivated20]

Map by 宋大能

[theactioneer]

Sigourney Weaver testing a flamethrower for Alien (1978)

[m-lemann]

go to the country and never be online

[curseworm]

always keep a cyanide pill between my teeth when i go to renew my id just in case i make a fool of myself in front of the honorable mistresses of the dmv

[pathologising]

I am soooo stable rn *twirling my hair kicking my feet and about to implode*

[chelsamander]

[newporters]

gay guy and a lesbian who pretend to be a straight couple together in public but the lesbian is the boyfriend and the gay guy is the girlfriend

[zomboney]