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i'm les ☀️ , i like girls and the x-files (she/her) psychdyke on ao3 | sideblog: queer-tatort

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[feralpodcastlistener]

THE CHARACTER *rips hair out* AGHHHHHHHHH THE CHARACTER *blasts music* THE FUCKING CHARACTER AUGHHHAUABHHHBBHBHHHHHH *explodes*

[gaydogonline]

poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

[caitlikescoffee]

you're going to try and bite it aren't you?

[gaydogonline]

im not gonna lie i will straight up be biting it yes

[tr-shb-g]

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[smokingchagga]

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[shadow-von-vamp]

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

[tractorgoth]

[awakefor48hours]

"You should create for yourself" and "it's okay to feel discouraged when creating your own original projects if no one interacts with them" are two sentences that should be able to co-exist with each other

[awakefor48hours]

On the one hand, you should kill that capitalist in your head that tells you to make art only for the enjoyment of other people. On the other hand, it's totally fine to be disappointed that you spent hours or even days on something that only got 4 notes. You can feel both ways.

[ceruleanheaven]

life is so awesome if we ignore all that

[eingedeutscht]

Das Leben ist so geil, wenn man die Gesamtsituation ignoriert

[sourdough-seal]

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

[orbitalmirror]

"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

[lonelyroommp3]

scary that larry the cat is so geriatric because if you are prime minister when he finally peacefully passes away in his sleep you are going to go down in history as the pm who killed larry the cat

[angelbabymikaa]

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

cannibal chappell roan: you can put a hundred boys in jars

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

vehicular manslaughter chappell roan: you can hit a hundred boys with cars

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

medieval torturer chappell roan: you can coat a hundred boys in tar

[kosmogrl]

[dank-memes-my-ex-gf-sends-me]

[thereignclub-trc]

Just a little reminder that you can change your whole life in 1 day with 1 decision. You can decide to move out of town, to start going to the gym, to finally talk to that person, apply for a new job, take up a new hobby. The littlest action can change the trajectory of your life. If you’re feeling stuck, just do one new thing and see where it takes you.

[scribeherself]

seeing people say "this trope has been done to death" as if that's ever stopped anyone from eating bread. BREAD HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH FOR LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND WE STILL WANT MORE BREAD. write your chosen one AU. write your coffee shop meet-cute. write your 47th iteration of "there was only one bed" because guess what??? we're still hungry.