bitchin'

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when you have sleepovers do you take a longer time to brush your teeth just t show your friends that you have better hygiene or is that just me 

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i love vine compilation titles on youtube

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did you yeet today or did today yeet you?

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i notice some of y’all were yoted today. hang in there. you’ll live to yeet another day

[sappling]

me: im not gonna rush things ill get around to dating eventually its not at all indicative of my self worth also me: who here is attracted to me please raise your hand

[poorlymadehuman]

mood

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start

[ourladyofrebellion]

I feel so called out and yet so understood.

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[teenagerposts]

heard the guy talk in this video and i was immediately teleported to brooklyn

[jigglypuffsvevo]

my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude

[voicesbyzane]

Today I feel like the dad from coraline

[domesticoctopi]

when you and your friend say the same witty comment in reply to someone else simultaniously 

[falastinniya]

you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day. 

[jaspurr]

live your life like a ghibli movie where literally everything is charming and beautiful

[sprosslee]

Good advice

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[treeloverfan]

Was this the intention

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very tired cat writing a term paper

[kaedien]

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

[verssupremacy]

My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because they live so far away. When I asked how far do they live, they said that it’s a 45 minute drive……. my commute to work, five days a week is an hour.

[mothsfuzz]

Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden

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[miiriya]

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