Road to Nowhere

Tyler, 21, Ohio

[johnleavittlives]

[illustratus]

The Ides of March by Edward John Poynter

Caesar and his wife Calpurnia see a comet, as she tries to persuade him not to go to the Senate.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[savaralyn2]

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Bad day to be the former PM of an island-based constitutional monarchy

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

its so sad that there were people in the past that were really good at posting but never got to post. how many mesopotamians had bangers about how sorghum farmers be like ready to go and had the bad luck to be born six thousand years before posts

[kittensnax]

Little German boy vacuuming his house like ja das crumbsinsoil go up thru the suckentuber

[prime-tiktoks]

[magicallarynx]

Absolutely obsessed with this reply….. oh, you mean those famous church rules: the 10 Amendments?

[trveroman]

I just thought it meant the cat was simultaneously Catholic and pissed about the unwanted quartering of soldiers in your home

[mlarayoukai-archive]

i hate pokemon

[mlarayoukai-archive]

girl what

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Thank you for providing the worst thing I’ve read in years. It’s a gift actually

[popepauljohn]

[vacuously-true]

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

[nudityandnerdery]

[amemait]

I hope Brendan Fraser is having a nice day.

[amemait]

I hope one day that Brendan Fraser gets to see this post with several thousand (one day perhaps several hundred thousand?) people who have all banded together, united for one single common purpose: to hope that he is having a nice day.

[jack0fficial]

[firefox-official]

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

[risenempire-deactivated20210506]

They are both the same color

[firefox-official]

?

[patheticperipatetic]

They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

[firefox-official]

?

[firefox-official]

[jokesarefunny]

Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey

[firefox-official]

[captmelbourne]

[catchymemes]

[savleye]

mutuals since tumblr banned cock and areolas

[depsidase]

[theaxiomofhope]

Why is this so goddamn funny

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[ruimtetijd]

None of the people he showed look like each other and yet he looks like all of them

[nesting-dreams]

This guys a shapeshifter