Abduct Me NASA

who cares about what time it is when the future's an interminable abyss of wackness

[guooey]

I still haven’t recovered from this

[flowerb-0y]

[the-bored-coffee]

ALAKWNSJAKWNALAKSKSKSMN RIGHT UNDER THIS I GOT AN AD FOR A ANIMAL HOSPITAL OSOWJWJSJDJDNDJDJDJ

[guooey]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

[kuvaton]

[saint-batrick]

environmental storytelling.

[phallicthimble]

[niyaniyanixa]

erina washing her mouth out with murky rank-ass mud puddle water after dio kisses her is easily top five bad bitch moments in the entire series and i'm not even kidding. she got his ass so fucking bad he was fr thinking he was hot shit and she pulled that move. i just KNOW his fragile ass was laying awake at night a hundred years later still thinking about that shit. vanilla ice comes into his room like "lord dio are you okay you haven't left your chambers in a while" and he's like "i'm FINE LEAVE ME ALONE"

[nebulaesstar]

Sorry

[oasisbreakup]

[mealreminders]

This has gotta be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. 😂😂😂

Remember to eat, my loves! There's a whole world of delicious joy awaiting you! X

[concerningwolves]

You will never 100% idiotproof your creative work & if you try to, you will only succeed in smothering the soul out of it. btw

[arach-tinilith]

day 1 of having an oc: i think shes gonna be an elf!

day 600: ive been pondering the elfs miscarriage

[emnesoi0]

[iggykoopa666]

[foone]

good lord there's a lot of vasectomy joke gifts that don't know the difference between a vasectomy and an orchiectomy.

orchi is removing of one or both testicles. a vasectomy cuts or seals the vas deferens so there's no sperm in your semen. You still have testicles, you still have testosterone, there's just no sperm in your ejaculate to make babbies with.

they're very different operations!

[mirahimage]

You might say, there's a vas deferens between the two

[vetisntdead]

Boooo

[sanctus-ingenium]

Iconography

[organical-mechanical]

my new hobby is making fake alcoholic drinks out of jello

[organical-mechanical]

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[chotimoti]

[wizardnuke]

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

[berrycobbler]

if you're a ceaseless watcher it must feel good as fuck to turn your gaze upon a wretched thing

[commanderchr1st]

do you know they gave the michellin man his sache because he has the worlds most disgusting cum?

[commanderchr1st]

[valmillion]

why did you take this screenshot in the shower