yours, truly

name’s actually chelsea. 24. part-time poet. full-time piece of shit. For those of you following for health: I have PCOS & I’m doing keto. HW/SW: 320 ; CW: 192

[fat-monica]

The Victorious Cast, ladies and gents.

[fat-monica]

Bringing this back since Victorius is now on Netflix again..

[tenderstems]

i’ve watched this 20 times

[emzorzin4d]

This is the best impression of a British voice done by an American. I know that tone, that presenter voice over intonation.

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

good content

[z37q]

this is somehow already a classic short video

[gothambunny]

it gets better

[rayghosts]

“you know what men have? penises. you know what horses have? bigger penises.”

“minorities are afraid of the statue. everyone is afraid of horses. people opportunity fear!”

[frightgothcar]

Equal opportunity fear is the only thing I stand for

[edenlouiseart]

“you know what men do? oppress people. You know what horses do? anything but that.”

[nakedcupcake]

Omg, I’ve seen this approximately 3000 times, and I had no clue there as more

[pissvortex]

[gar-dev-oir-s-deactivated201909]

moisturize me

[gayawkwardmexicanman-deactivate]

Uh oh sisters

[fat-monica]

a James Charles and Doctor Who crossover... I didn’t know I needed this

[256gb]

accidentally clicked on r/frugal and this is the top post and i’m losing my mind

[academicssay]

[fakefreshdeadfish]

It be like that sometimes

[6i]

happiness comes in waves, it’ll find you again.

[butterflypeaflowertea]

who thought it was a good idea to hand 12 year old girls razors & be like. use this incredibly sharp tool to remove ALL the hair on your body every single week or else you will henceforth feel like a Disgusting Beast :-)! whose idea was that

[space-finally]

[fat-monica]

celebrating losing the 20 pounds I had gained back over the last few months 👌🏻

[whatbigotspost]

If this resonates with you at all PLEASE, for your benefit, go read this tweet thread on “fawning”

[constant-state-of-self-discovery]

Oh my god i finally have a word for it….

[whatbigotspost]

There’s such enormous power in naming and understanding things, isn’t there 🙏

[torixvci]

…..oh my god this is what it is??

[fat-monica]

You look like a sex machine

Nah, I think I look like a woman.

[nessa007]

legends only!!!

[fat-monica]

it is possible for me to look like an adult

[fat-monica]

girl you are so pretty i’m 😍😍😍

this is a surprising and wonderful anon message. thank you !! ☺️💕✨

[fat-monica]

Your makeup is really pretty, yours eyes and lips are just beautiful. I don’t wear makeup, I wish you could teach me lol, how did you learn to do it so well? Also, congrats on the weight loss, but all the pics I saw of you are absolutely gorgeous even the “before”. You’re just naturally one of the pretty people I think, lol. ❤️❤️

This is so kind!! We all have our own natural beauty (it’s cheesy, but true), so appreciate yours 💕 I wore terrible looking makeup for years, and eventually I practiced enough to get a little better. Start off with some cheap, but good quality, makeup. BH Cosmetics brushes, Morphe/Colourpop eyeshadows. Watch a bunch of easy tutorials. Spend your days/evenings off just playing around until eventually you find a look you really like. It takes time, but it’s worth it.

[fat-monica]

You’re really pretty !! Also I’m so proud of you for trying to lose the weight, I’ve honestly in the past 2 months have only lost 2 kg and I’m stuck, I don’t know what to do 😩

Thank you so much. I’m not sure what your diet/exercise plan is, but just putting in effort is a huge step! You have to find the right plan to work for you, and it will all fall in place. You’ve got this. Keep going. ❤️