bada bing

I couldn't even go outside before COVID because I'm fucking allergic to grass

[hungwy]

tired of this conversation. im going to shoot you with toxic barbs now.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

all my mutuals have a godly cents of humor and if this site dares to die and strip me of this decadent enjoyment of scrolling down my dashboard and seeing hilarious posts in chronological order ill choke atlas till he drops earth and it crack shatters like a dollarstore snowglobe

[gayshinsimpact]

Cor lapis is the bane of my existence

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

[bunchashapes]

fuck with me

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

[blextrophy]

[goodscreencaps]

[cryptkds-deactivated20221030]

when i showed this to my friends they didn’t believe me that sonic had a sword in one game

[bikwin5]

PSA

If you see one of these, usually with a bit of cheese or peanut butter on top, and it is fully loaded:

This is not free food.

This is not free food.

This is not free food. This is a trap. If you try to get the cheese, the bar on top will swing down on top of you.

You.

Will.

Die.

Either from the bar crushing your spine instantly, or you suffocate to death. This is NOT free food. This is NOT FREE FOOD. Do not try to steal the cheese, even if you know it’s a trap. Do not try to disarm the trap yourself. If you see one of these, let anyone nearby know about it and contact a professional to get rid of it.

Please reblog to let everyone know.

[guooey]

[pissvortex]

this is so fucking funny

[monkeywiki]

ppl saying ‘what do u expect on ps4’ like the publishers didnt actively think to publish on a console that wasnt powerful enough to handle their game and instead of being like ‘maybe we should optimize and downgrade grphics for each engine or maybe just Not publish on that console like a developer with common sense’ they said let me crunch my developers into hell so i can see every individual penis pore on ps4

[luisonte]

[pisswallet]

This is what based parents should be buying for their kids instead of Minecraft

[chivalrouswooly]

Me after I hook the VR up to play Minecraft

[angelicguy]

my stepson training to kill me

[ratfuck]

puts Baja Blast instead of gasoline in my truck and it comes to life and starts fucking other cars

[weaver-z]

My mom walked into the kitchen and said “What is this? A fat ｓｗａｍｐ ｓｋｕｎｋ in my residence?” and I entered to find her and my remorseful cat locked in a staring match with these exact expressions

[the-real-skeletor]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

or alternatively:

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

My addition:

[the-memedaddy]

meirl