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fandom blog for fatal_drum :: 30s :: she/her/they/them

[eightyonekilograms]

How far back in time can you understand English?

An experiment in language change

Nifty little language game here.

I can read back to 1500 with basically no difficulty

at 1400 I have to read slowly and carefully, but I can understand all of it save a couple words

at 1300 I can still comprehend most of it if I read slowly, but a much larger percentage of the words are unfamiliar to me, even with context

1200 and earlier are almost totally unintelligible

[fataldrum]

PROMPT REQUEST

I need to kick-start my writing tonight. So, Tumblr, give me a prompt and I’ll write 100 words of whatever the fuck you want. They might not be good words, but they’ll be words. 

Current fandoms: 

Gotham

Hannibal

Dishonored

Far Cry 4 & 5 

Exceptions: reader insert, a/o/b

[kannibalprinceref]

So You Want To Make a Character..

I’ve got a few generators you can use.

Need some clothes?

Try Here Here or Here Definitely here Steam punk clothing Char Style preference Dress

Need an Appearance idea?

Humanoid generator? check Non-Humanoid? Got that too and this and maybe this Need Monsterpeople?  I’ve got you. Maybe you need Cats?

Need some details and shit like that?

Bam Backgrounds and stuff? yep Personality. you need that shit Need something fandom related? World-building? location? got ya City generator hell yeah make your own god damn laws Oh shit someone died Landscape. CHAR DEVELOP QUESTION GEN Profile Thingy Have some dates Quirks

You thought I was done? Nope. Motha. Fuckin. Names.

So many fuckin names MOTHERLOAD OF NAMES

Plant Names Magic Book title

Just search ur ass up some names man

Items. Yeah. You heard me.

Medicine? got it Items out the ass more items wow

Other shit.

Wow Yep Plots More writing stuff This site has everything so fucking go for it Need AUs? How the shit did these two meet? Fanfic plots. you bet your ass. (tag me in the shit u write i wanna see what you get) What does it do thing (you come up with a better name for this one. fuckin fight me.

You bet your ass I will continue to update this. If you’ve got something I should add to this hmu. Now, go forth! Make characters and live yo life. UPDATE: Added more shit everywhere.

[fth2018offerings]

fatal drum - FTH Contributor Page

See fatal drum’s works here!

To contact the seller before bidding, please email [email protected]

If you have a very specific prompt and are not flexible, it’s best to contact the seller before bidding, even if it fits within their listed parameters. If you are asking for a specific kink, always ask first.

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fatal drum’s offerings:

fatal drum Auction #1

Type of fanwork: fanfiction Subtype(s): N/A Fandom(s): Hannibal, Gotham (TV series), Dishonored (video game series) Highest rating creator will work with: E (explicit) Length: 5 -10k words Especially interested in: I enjoy complicated relationships, kink, and ambiguity. Right now Oswald Cobblepot is my muse, though I love my other fandoms as well. Unwilling to address: Violence against animals; a/o/b Notes: Feel free to message me on Tumblr if you have any questions or just want to rant about fandoms.

Minimum Bid: $5

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[fataldrum]

DRABBLE PROMPTS PLZ

I could really use a prompt, guys. Help a girl out?

(Current fandoms: Hannibal, Dishonored, Gotham, Supergirl, X-Men, probably some others I’m not thinking of off the top of my head)

[fatal-fic]

@iamdragoonthegreat wanted Jim taking care of Oswald while he was sick. Your wish is my command. <3 

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“Jim,” Oswald called weakly from the bedroom. “Jim, I need your help.”

Jim sighed and turned the page of his book. He might be stuck guarding Cobblepot from half the Gotham mafia, but that didn't make him Cobblepot's nursemaid.

Oswald's plea was followed by a long coughing fit, then a thud. Jim snapped to his feet, one hand reaching for his holster, and crept into the bedroom.

Oswald was tangled in what looked like five layers of sheets and blankets, which refused to move despite his weak flailing. His face was even paler than usual, except for his flushed cheeks. His bangs were plastered to his face with sweat. He coughed again and then gave up, sagging against the floor.

“Jesus, Cobblepot.”

Jim pulled at the mass of blankets, but half of them were under Oswald, and the other half were tangled around his limbs. Sighing, he slid his arms under Cobblepot and scooped him back into the bed, blankets and all. Cobblepot wasn't a large man, but he was lighter than he should have been.

Cobblepot mumbled something in a language Jim didn't recognize, squirming and trying to burrow even deeper into the blankets. Jim laid a hand on his forehead: hot and damp with sweat.

“Why didn't you tell me you were so sick?”

Oswald wiped his nose with the back of his sleeve, somehow making the gesture look dignified. “I was feeling better when we arrived. Since then... well. You did not seem pleased to be sharing the premises with me.”

Jim sighed.

“No point protecting you from the mob if you're going to off yourself getting out of bed.”

Oswald's scowl followed Jim as he went to rummage for a thermometer, cough meds, and a can of chicken soup. 

Cobblepot really needed to eat more.

[wordsnstuff]

Resources For Writing Sketchy Topics

Medicine

A Study In Physical Injury

Comas

Medical Facts And Tips For Your Writing Needs

Broken Bones

Burns

Unconsciousness & Head Trauma

Blood Loss

Stab Wounds

Pain & Shock

All About Mechanical Injuries (Injuries Caused By Violence)

Writing Specific Characters

Portraying a kleptomaniac.

Playing a character with cancer.

How to portray a power driven character.

Playing the manipulative character.

Portraying a character with borderline personality disorder.

Playing a character with Orthorexia Nervosa.

Writing a character who lost someone important.

Playing the bullies.

Portraying the drug dealer.

Playing a rebellious character.

How to portray a sociopath.

How to write characters with PTSD.

Playing characters with memory loss.

Playing a pyromaniac.

How to write a mute character.

How to write a character with an OCD.

How to play a stoner.

Playing a character with an eating disorder.

Portraying a character who is anti-social.

Portraying a character who is depressed.

How to portray someone with dyslexia.

How to portray a character with bipolar disorder.

Portraying a character with severe depression.

How to play a serial killer.

Writing insane characters.

Playing a character under the influence of marijuana.

Tips on writing a drug addict.

How to write a character with HPD.

Writing a character with Nymphomania.

Writing a character with schizophrenia.

Writing a character with Dissociative Identity Disorder.

Writing a character with depression.

Writing a character who suffers from night terrors.

Writing a character with paranoid personality disorder.

How to play a victim of rape.

How to play a mentally ill/insane character.

Writing a character who self-harms.

Writing a character who is high on amphetamines.

How to play the stalker.

How to portray a character high on cocaine.

Playing a character with ADHD.

How to play a sexual assault victim.

Writing a compulsive gambler.

Playing a character who is faking a disorder.

Playing a prisoner.

Portraying an emotionally detached character.

How to play a character with social anxiety.

Portraying a character who is high.

Portraying characters who have secrets.

Portraying a recovering alcoholic.

Portraying a sex addict.

How to play someone creepy.

Portraying sexually/emotionally abused characters.

Playing a character under the influence of drugs.

Playing a character who struggles with Bulimia.

Illegal Activity

Examining Mob Mentality

How Street Gangs Work

Domestic Abuse

Torture

Assault

Murder

Terrorism

Internet Fraud

Cyberwarfare

Computer Viruses

Corporate Crime

Political Corruption

Drug Trafficking

Human Trafficking

Sex Trafficking

Illegal Immigration

Contemporary Slavery 

Black Market Prices & Profits

AK-47 prices on the black market

Bribes

Computer Hackers and Online Fraud

Contract Killing

Exotic Animals

Fake Diplomas

Fake ID Cards, Passports and Other Identity Documents

Human Smuggling Fees

Human Traffickers Prices

Kidney and Organ Trafficking Prices

Prostitution Prices

Cocaine Prices

Ecstasy Pills Prices

Heroin Prices

Marijuana Prices

Meth Prices

Earnings From Illegal Jobs

Countries In Order Of Largest To Smallest Risk

Forensics

arson

Asphyxia

Blood Analysis

Book Review

Cause & Manner of Death

Chemistry/Physics

Computers/Cell Phones/Electronics

Cool & Odd-Mostly Odd

Corpse Identification

Corpse Location

Crime and Science Radio

crime lab

Crime Scene

Cults and Religions

DNA

Document Examination

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Firearms Analysis

Forensic Anthropology

Forensic Art

Forensic Dentistry

Forensic History

Forensic Psychiatry

General Forensics

Guest Blogger

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Interesting Cases

Interesting Places

Interviews

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Misc

Multiple Murderers

On This Day

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Police Procedure

Q&A

serial killers

Space Program

Stupid Criminals

Theft

Time of Death

Toxicology

Trauma

[theworld-is-out-there]

@boopifer you write lots of angst. Thought this might come in handy.

[boopifer]

The number of people who have tagged me in this genuinely delights me!! Thank you!

[celinamarniss]

[fatal-fic]

As the Driven Snow (Gotham)

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Jim Gordon/Oswald Cobblepot (Gotham)

Summary: Oswald is a virgin. Jim is worried about going too far. Fortunately, Oswald has an idea.

Featuring submissive top!Jim and dominant bottom!Oswald, as well as a hefty dose of dirty talk. 

[fatal-fic]

fic: A Bird in the Hand (Gotham)

A Bird in the Hand by fatal_drum

Pairing: Oswald Cobblepot/Harvey Bullock (Gotham)

Rating: NC-17

Summary: After a week of too much bullshit and not enough whiskey, Harvey lets his mouth get the better of him—with Oswald Cobblepot, no less.

[fatal-fic]

I forgot to mention that this is a birthday fic for @iamdragoonthegreat!

Here’s to bringing the fandom over to Bobblepot, one fic at a time. ;)

[fatal-fic]

fic: A Bird in the Hand (Gotham)

A Bird in the Hand by fatal_drum

Pairing: Oswald Cobblepot/Harvey Bullock (Gotham)

Rating: NC-17

Summary: After a week of too much bullshit and not enough whiskey, Harvey lets his mouth get the better of him—with Oswald Cobblepot, no less.

[fatal-fic]

Decided on a change of scenery. Forgot how awkward it can be writing porn in a cafe. Ran into young lesbians who liked my cat tattoo, though. 

[theprophetlemonade]

[berlynn-wohl]

Ask.

[devereauxsdisease]

Lost in Translation

A mini fic, because I keep seeing this GIF and cracking myself up. 

“Perfect!” Will laughed. It had taken the better part of 10 minutes, but Hannibal had finally gotten the sequence down. “I can’t believe you wanted to learn a fist bump.”

“Yes, this is exactly what I meant.” Hannibal slid a gallon container of lube behind him, silently cursing American slang. 

He never could predict Will Graham. 

[victorineb]

*cackles*

[fatal-fic]

Victorine, if this means you are going to write Hannigram fisting, I AM IN. 

[decorkiki]

A Visual #Fashion Guide For Women - Necklines, Skirt Types & More!

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[emptyjunior]

Rebloggimg for writing reference

[sycretsside]

So I just started my short story writing class! These are dialogue tips

[lady-feral]

reference later

[fatal-fic]

Awesome tips. I always have to remind myself of #2. I never want to say no to anyone! So I have to remind myself that saying no is always an option. <.< 

NUMBER NINE IS INTENSELY TRUE!  It’s easy to come off as elitist or even racist when you go heavy on accents. It’s also really confusing if the reader is unfamiliar with the dialect being used. A few writers have used it to great effect (e.g., Paul Laurence Dunbar), but it’s hard and you’re better off leaving it to native speakers. 

[foxtrotfannibal]

So I really want to write a fanfic, but it would be my first one and I was wondering if anyone could offer some advice.

[the-winnowing-wind]

BOOST!!!! Good luck ❤️

[fatal-fic]

My advice: just write. Write whatever comes to mind, and don't worry about whether or not it's good until you're done.

[fatal-fic]

Dear fandom friends, 

You might have noticed I’ve been a lot less active in the last few months. That’s about to change. 

This summer, I was approached about a job in a new city. Since then, I’ve interviewed, found a place to live, and officially moved in. I’m still tying up some loose ends, but I’m thrilled for the search to be over. 

Meanwhile, I’ve also been sick for several weeks and have finally started antibiotics. Moving while sick is not fun, but taking the same antibiotic I usually give to dogs is amusing. 

I also successfully dodged Hurricane Irma with no damage to my new place, which happens to be in walking distance of the ocean. I’m aware of how insanely lucky that is. 

Anyway, a lot has been going on. I’m behind on fandom goings-on and intend to catch up. 

Love,

fatal drum